Donald was sitting alone in his living room wasting his life like the rest of us, when his 5th wife called. "YO DINALD WE'RE THROUGH" she said and hung up. "Wtf m8?" He said and scratched his old crusty tortilla hair. All of a sudden his daughter, Ivanka, ran through the door yelling "DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!"
"What do you want you fine pice of azzzzzz?" He asked and wiggled his eyebrows.
"Buy me shit." She huffed and folded her arms. Donald took her a little to serious and shit on the table. "There, and it was free!" He picked it up and placed it in Ivanka's hands. "oOooOoO, it's so shiny." She said and stuffed it in her pocket. Donald's now ex wife ran in and stole the shit from Ivanka. "This is MY shit now." She yelled as she ran out the door. "I'm sorry hun, I don't have anymore shiny shit to give you." Donald said, on the verge of tears. "Whatever Dad." Ivanka stormed out of the room, leaving Donald in a puddle of tears. "Why would you do dis to the future president of the united states bruh?" He yelled at the sky "Cuz you have a small dick." Said a magic voice from the sky. Donald cried himself to sleep even though it was 9 in the afternoon.
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Dinald Tremps Luv
FanfictionDis is a story about Donald Trump and his adventures through the emotion called 'Luv'.
