When he woke up the next morning he was outside covered in dog shit. "This is a good look.." he said as he posed in a magic mirror. His next door neighbors saw him through the window, "What a loser." Hilary Clinton said to her husband, he just nodded his head in agreement. "I HEARD YOU, UGLY AZZ BISH!!" He screamed, awakening everyone on the planet Earth. Ivanka came running outside wearing a night gown, once again yelling at Donald. "DAD BUY ME MIRE SHIT OR I WOBT FUCK YOU."
Donald was so excited "What if I got you America?" He asked and gave her a smile with his crusty lips. "Yeah whatever Daddddddd." Ivanka hair flipped out of the yard and into her Pepe car. "Daddy luvz you!!" He screamed at her as she drove to Starbucks. "I must win the election..." he thought aloud, "How else am I going to get Ivanka to fuck a crusty old olive like me?" Dinald heard a loud noise coming from the Starbucks. "I'LL SAVE YOU DAUGHTER!" He heroically flew to the Starbucks to find a note addressed to Obama. "Eh, I'll read it anyway."
Dear Obama,
Yo we got the money you got the drugs? We've been waiting for our coke for like 10 seconds so we decided to kidnap Dinald Tremps daughter. We know he has 2 but no one cares about the other so yeah. Give us our coke and we'll give Dinald his daughter.
Luv,
Bernie Sanders and Dat Boi
YOU ARE READING
Dinald Tremps Luv
FanfictionDis is a story about Donald Trump and his adventures through the emotion called 'Luv'.
