While at sanic's drive-in, something mysterious happens to the infamous pair of shrektastic men. Which includes the cucumber, mr dank dank, donut queen, palmeri, some other former fifth graders, and some Asian noodles
So one random day, da cucumber decided to join his friend asian noodle. They were the bestest of friends. Sometimes, they would even play house or twister. Only if everyone had a bond as tight as them. Anyway, they got bored of playing house. Dan Dan had to do something. FAST!😱 So, he drove to...
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Mr. Asian noodle ordered a human heart and some intestines. He calls it "the usual". Dan cucumber had some pickles. At the end of the drive-thru, they ran into mr. Dank Dank. He was Dan Dan worst enemy in the mlg leagues. He asked him " u wanna go m8? ill rek ur booty bro." Mr cucumber said ill reck u any dai m9. So, as Dan Dan and asian noodles got their frontside misties out, dank dank had a sweggy swag army of mlg trained memes. They all grabbed their karambits out and started noscoping each other. Who knows how. Out of all the memes, asian could spot doge, moon moon, that goosebumps girl, Donald trump, spooderman, and that one cat who always wants to hump a dog. There was also mr handmadeswine9, aka jeffBOB. Since the two leagues couldn't let the public see them unleash their great powers and swag, they decided to fight it out in da Philippines . Mainly because everything there is legal. Also because like all of the Filipinos from there came to America and there's no one there. (sorry to be racist, maliyah Reymon anahlyn Mark Renee Vanessa, and all the other Asians Mrs Jenkins would slap me right now. Just go with it. Don't sue me. Just don't.)
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JeffBOB didn't know what to do on the plane ride. He let the war get to him. He was wondering if he should join Dan dans side. After all, Asian noodle was his father. He didn't want to betray him. So, he didn't want to kill him and joined the cucumber clan. Once the clans got into the asian country, their rented battle spot was taken by the infamous "Donut Queen". She was fighting against the Miller-Cruz foundation. They tried setting a law against donuts. While mrs.donut was being fed donuts by mr banana, (she eats so many donuts, how is she not fat?) the palmeri was on her side, with her majestic horse in Walmart with no hooves. How common? The mysterious renee was there, also. Anyway, what were the mlg clans to do?
