Untruthful sayings

Before long, the only thing that struck me was how I ended up here, where was everyone else? Could it just be another dramatic teenage story or is real. Its only my dreams that set fire to my thoughts; make everything bundle up in to one big horror movie, where my life is just a total disaster. I only thought as being a stuck up 15 year old with no social life, but really I was more. I was what u call a make believe artist. What is that? Well its pretty self-explanatory, it means to make up your beliefs which include seeing every little detail in life differently in a way which is the opposite of the actual meaning that comes with the purpose of whatever it is, youre looking at. Today I tell you what I think about sayings. I will only say this now and only now, never to be repeated again, not even a little tiny mention of this WILL EVER BE SPOKEN OF AGAIN! So read this carefully and youll be sweat as.

First saying is no pain no game. You have a full on 90 minutes ahead of you, the only thing going around in your head is I WANT TO WIN!!! However theres only one thing standing in your way which is the FUCKING opposition. You try your hardest to out run these bustards but before you know it, the referee pulls you up with a red card. What the actual fuck? What did I ever do to you? These are the questions I want answered as the ref comes up with some accuse like you elbowed one of your opponents in the left testicle. Hold up right there Mr, thats the only way I can get from A to B, how do you expect me to get around these people without giving pain? Who the fuck thought of the saying no pain no game. Football is a game, elbowing some random dude in the testicles is pain, and there we have it the missing piece of jigsaw, IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK. All I get is 10 minutes of my valuable time, cheering my fellow team members on for doing my job WHERE I COULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE GETTING SOME CREDIT ASWELL AS THESE FOOTBALLERS WHO THINK THEY ARE SHIT HOT. Ok guys calm down, it gets worse, just after I think Ive past the extremely boring part of sport I realize once I actually get the ball and take it straight through the guts, theres one big problem, I just couldnt believe my eyes. There was another human being standing in my way, apparently known is the goalie. Who the fuck is this goalie kid? What is he doing just standing there in the middle of the goal, is that even legal? How are we as football players meant to get around this person when he wont give way to us and how does he think he can earn respect when he doesnt give any too us? And there we have it another missing piece of the jigsaw, i slam down the brakes leave the ball and run straight for the goalie person and beat the shit out of him, more pain and less game I like to call this one, but I tell you what, it makes him move. Although there we have it another red card, I saw that coming. I thought I was doing everyone a favour but apparently the ref didnt seem to agree. Right so thats one saying I have giving my thoughts on, its just seems to mess with the kids heads. Think about the children : o

Second saying is a box of fluffy ducks. Im walking down the street when I bump in to my great grandmothers daughters cousins sons best friends mothers untie and ask how are ya? Yeah all goes well until she gives the answer.. box of fluffy ducks. Woah hold your horses sister, do you really think a box of fluffy ducks WOULD BE HAPPY? We all know what this saying means right, it physically means happy, the saying was made to be used as a happy term. But all it does is complicate things; its going to send kids go of and fine some fluffy ducks and shove them in a box thinking thats their happy place which is all bullshit. I dont know about you, but I certainly wouldnt want to be spending the rest of my days in a box, what makes sick minded people think that ducks would, weather they are fluffy or just a normal fucking duck covered in feathers, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. Once again I reckon sayings should be made to reality, so there are no hard feelings done. If youre going to make a saying, say it so you mean it, make it true to yourself and to your surroundings. Am I right or AM I RIGHT?

The last saying I am going to discuss today is kill two birds with one stone. This saying clearly means to get two ideas under control at the same time. Theres just a slight problem, you cant kill two birds with one stone, well of course it depends on how big the stone actually is and where the birds are but usually stones dont classify much bigger than an acorn, if it does than it will move to the rock category. Not only that, its a horrible meaning, its thought to be used in a way that makes sense. But does it really have to involve killing things, thats just a sick minded thing to do, I mean HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? No Im not even going to look at you, I just cant. Birds a beautiful creatures and they deserve to live without people threatening to kill them with stones.

I come to the conclusion of hating these sayings and begin to work up a stress sweat. Yeah you herd me! Im stress sweating, or these sayings are getting to me and I have to live with them for the rest of life. I only discussed three of them as well, meaning there are heaps more out there for me to shit on. Hahaha got you worried there aye, its A okay I wont be writing another log like this one, for a while because I have a busy schedule and you know what that means? Gaming, football and eating for daaays. Until I do decide to waste more of my time, peace out.