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Hi guys my names Andrea Bustillos I didn't came up with these jokes so I hope u in joy it . 😊😊😊😉

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Me:teacher will you punish me something I didn't do?????

Teacher :of course not !!!!

Me: good cause I didn't do my homework .

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(Teacher teaching the class math)

Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand.How much do I have left ????

Me:To me you have a drinking problem !!!!

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Police:where do u live?

Me:with my parents.

Police:where do your parents live?me:with me.

Police:where do u all live.

Me: together .

Police:where is your house.

Me:next to my neighbor house.

Police:where is ur neighbor house?

Me:If I tell u wont believe me.

Police:tell me !!

Me:next to my house.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 21, 2013 ⏰

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