Hi guys my names Andrea Bustillos I didn't came up with these jokes so I hope u in joy it . 😊😊😊😉
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Me:teacher will you punish me something I didn't do?????
Teacher :of course not !!!!
Me: good cause I didn't do my homework .
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(Teacher teaching the class math)
Teacher : If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand.How much do I have left ????
Me:To me you have a drinking problem !!!!
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Police:where do u live?
Me:with my parents.
Police:where do your parents live?me:with me.
Police:where do u all live.
Me: together .
Police:where is your house.
Me:next to my neighbor house.
Police:where is ur neighbor house?
Me:If I tell u wont believe me.
Police:tell me !!
Me:next to my house.