I get home and there's a fucking tattooed maniacs and a less tattooed maniac waiting for us, playing COD. COD? Really? It's shooting whoop go dads, promoting violence to me at a young age. Ah well, guess who's gonna bust me out of juvenile detention when I kill someone.
The tattooed maniacs are Zayn, Louis and Liam by the way. Ha, that's their new nick name. Dads and the tattooed maniacs. I like that actually. Except I'm not calling Harry or Niall dad too soon, as you're not supposed to want to push your dad up against the walk and have him fuck you senseless. Oops.
"Hey air?" Says my curly haired very inventive with nicknames and very sexy father.
"Yeah?" I say, giving him a slight eye roll, which makes him frown for a moment -he probably thinks that I hate him and I will never be as close to him as I am to Niall. Hah, let him think that, I don't care. It's not like I'm gonna trust him, or nialll either. May as well cause as much shit as I can before they kick me out like everyone else does.
"Are you gonna answer Liam or just stare at the wall?" He says, annoyance clear in his tone. 'How to piss Harry Styles off in less than ten minutes, a book written by Aerie Rain, featuring helpful tips from Louis Tomlinson' I can see it on book shelves now. Oh well, the quicker I piss him off, the quicker he kicks me out, and the quicker I get on with my pitiful existence at that orphanage.
Crap. They're still looking, waiting for an answer.
Holy shit, Liam's gone all starry eyed like he's got a crush.
On me?
Nope, probably Zayn,
Youre sitting next to him.
Waitttttt Liam you dog! Zayn's engaged.
Stop arguing in your head and answer him!
No, no it's nice here.
ANSWER.
"Yes......?" I don't even know what he said, but I give him a flirty smile to shut him up
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Ok that was shitty and short but I wanted to upload. Sorry. Thanks for the votes! This chappie is dedicated to jean789789 ! My first comment (Demi we know I made you read it ahaha love you)
