Diary Of An Idiot (i.e. ME!!)

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  • Dedicated to Vivienne Robert
                                    

DIARY OF AN IDIOT (I.E. ME!)

Hi guys!! So, this is my first book I’m planning on finishing. I want to dedicate this to my friend Vivienne for giving me this awesome idea for the title of the book. Some of the characters are kind of based on my friends because they’re all weirdos.

WARNING: There is a lot of stupidity in this book.

Hope you like it and

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Prologue

Dear Steve,

Oh Steve, what has my life come to? Everything is so boring. The same old things happen every day. Going to school, sitting in school, making funny imitations of our English teacher who looks like duck, physics teachers checking us out, art teachers acting like they’re in a mediasion medision meditation class, singing Barbie girl on the way home, ogling hot dudes even when they are looking straight at you and tripping my friend and myself over every time we see a Porche. Nothing changes. Hope things would get more interesting for me, Steve.

Sorry for tattooing you with a pen,

Sophia

What do ya think??? Interesting enough to continue or not? That all I got say so vote, comment and fan. Oh and if there are errors in the italic parts of my writing, they are supposed to be there which I will explain why a bit later on. yea and the prologues short but the chapters are waaaaaaay longer, just to let ya guys know. ;)

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