"Dammit Guren..." Kureto said, walking to his office. He was told he was gonna get married, and everyone knew, even the vampires. Guren teased him on who he was gonna marry. "Uhm hello?" A tiny voice said. "H-Huh?! who said that!?" He yelled. "Uhm.. me, your eyebrows..." "Hey, Kureto" Guren said as he came in. "Oh hello Mr.Guren" Kureto's eyebrows said. Guren fell on the floor and started laughing. Kureto's eyebrows started to cry. "Guren!!!" Kureto said, petting his eyebrows.
When Guren walked out, Eyebrows seemed to be better. "I'll make you feel better" He said, shaving his eyebrows. "Oh Kureto... we haven't even had out wedding yet" Eyebrows blushed. Kureto plopped eyebrows on the couch and removed his pants and boxers to show off his dingdongalong. He went into Eyebrows slow. "F-Faster!!" They said. He went faster. "I-I'm gonna.." The did it. Right on top of Guren's fancy furniture. Dammit Kureto.
"Ready for round two?" Kureto said. and they had a fun night.
Also Shinya was recording this.... thanks Shinya
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I swear I hate my friends rn. i also made it short because why not
If you read this, I'm sorry~Shiro
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Love is On Your Body {Kureto x His eyebrows } lemon (Joke fanfic)
FanficKureto is in his office wondering who he'd be marrying. It turns out to be his own eyebrows. Shiro-chan needs serious help after writing this Also follow @ask_gurenichinose and @ask_shinyahiragi on Instagram for this idea Working on OVAS
