A/N I hate myself. I am so sorry for ever writing this, but I cannot be stopped so like don't be a Barney snail and DO NOT steal spoons for your neighbors.
June 4, 2016
~TIME SKIP TO MORNING~
Alex's P.O.V
I wake up and see a sleeping shirtless Gerard lying next to me, I smile. Last night was fun. And I'm probably missing all of my bible classes and shit. Oh well, as long as I don't miss Gerard. He's so cute when he's sleeping. And when he's awake. And he's just so hot. Ugh.
He moves a bit in his sleep, then I hear a yawn. "I want fucking coffee." He says groggily.
"Me too." I say. He jumps at my voice and turns towards me. I smile at him and he smiles back.
"C'mere." He says and opens his arms. I lay down halfway on top of him, my arms around his middle and my head resting on his chest.
"How does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?" I ask.
"It's-I don't know. I feel like a dirty sinner, but I don't feel bad about it." He says.
"Yeah. Being a sinner is fun. Round two later?" I ask and look up at him.
"Uh, yes!" He says.
"What about bible classes and shit? Do you think your mom's looking for you or something? I bet Madds is like, happy about me not being there." I say.
"I don't care about what my mom is doing and I feel sorry for Madds, she's missing out." He says.
"She probably thinks I'm celebrating Green Day." I laugh at the memory of that. She's so fucking cringe worthy.
"What?" He asks.
"Nothing." I say.
"Well, what do you wanna do?" He asks.
"Coffee." I say.
"That'll be difficult but I think I can handle it." He says.
"You don't ha-"
"No, I have to. I need coffee. I will die." He says. I sit up and stretch.
"Okay, but you might wanna take care of that sex hair." I say. He blushes and rolls out of the bed, grabbing his pants and shirt, quickly tugging then on.
"I'll be back." He says. I nod and he's gone.
-sorry I know it's short-
-I will try harder-
-I promise-
-I love you-
-you guys are all great children-
-the best fucking kids a mom could ask for-
