PJO: #1 Interview

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Question: Is there any reason we shouldn't worship the gods?

Percy (while sitting on Poseidon's throne like a boss) : Well, we worship gods because, they are well, gods, we have no choice, they'll kill us.

Ares: *slowly puts weapon away*

Percy: But, yes, trust me, there are a LOT of reasons why you shouldn't worship them. They've ruined my life, and I know, 100% (took me forever to find the percent) that they've ruined other demigods lives.

Demigods: *nods*

Percy: But one thing that I know for certain that we shouldn't worship them is fooooor...

*Dramatic pause* *Everyone starts leaning*

.....

Annabeth: *sigh* Can I go work on some architect now? This is seriously getting boring. Who even thought of interviewing this anyway? It's useless and the one speaking *points at Percy* is a Seaweed Brain. Can't we just-

Percy: -is because they're players.

DUHN DUHN DUHN

Jason: Okay, who did that?

Piper: *raises hand with smile plastered on her face*

Jason: Of course. Should've known.

Gods: WHAT?!?!

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y: It's true. You gods just go mingling around with other mortals-

Annabeth: Don't forget we're half mortal

Percy: -And don't even care for your loved one.

Gods: Not true

Percy: Hera became jealous because of the "big mean and powerful" Zeus,

Zeus: What did you you say and do you little,

Poseidon: *still raging over the fact that his son is on his throne*

Percy: And Poseidon, going to all of the trouble to get a Neriad, when he just goes off and mingles with more woman,

Poseidon: I am your father and you shall respect me. I am the Earthshaker. God of the sea. The one that crested horses. The-

Percy: Oh! And let's not forget about hades everyone. Give him a round of applause for great kidnapping skills.

Everyone but The Big Three: *claps*

Percy: Falling in love with her, kidnapping her, she ate Underworld fruit, blah blah blah, which just stirs up more-

Annabeth: Me needing to stop you because this is pointless and your just making The Big Three angry at you.

Everyone but Annabeth, The Big Three, and Athena: TROUBLE!

Percy: Exactly, folks! Trouble! Hades goes around with other Ladies, while Persephone finds away to get rid of them....almost....Every time.

Percy: Jerk.

Hades: SHUT UP! I can easily kill you, send you into Tartarus,

Percy: Already been there.

Hades: and/or throw you into the Fields Of Punishment!

Percy: *sigh* My final statement: Don't trust the gods. They WILL seriously mingle with other woman. Maybe guys. I dunno. And just let for everyone, 'The Big Three?'

Percy: More like "The Big Assholes."

Everyone but "The Big Assholes": OOOOOOHHHHHH!

The Big Assholes: YOU ARE BANNED FROM OLYMPUS PUNY MORTAL!!!!!

Percy: *Gets off throne and walks to the elevator like a boss* So what? Never wanted to be here anyway. It's full with Assholes. *Swag glasses*

Gods: URGHHHH!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW BEFORE WE KILL YOU OFF!

*They leave with smirks*

Percy: We are SO doing that again.

Jason: Agreed.

Piper: I'm doing the Duhn Duhn Duhn's!

Everyone else: *says what they want to do*

....

Annabeth: I knew I should've stayed away from this. *Sigh*







Duhn

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