This is just going to be like my day and what-not (If you peasants didn't read my beautiful author note in the last fucking chapter)
Okay, soo. Umm today I woke up and I felt I don't know? Happy as fuck. I felt like someone shit out a mother fucking rainbow in my head and it made me happy. Lol. Okay, sorry if I'm cussing a lot in this chapter, I just want to fucking emphasize my point. Well, enough of that.
So yeah. I haven't eaten in the past like, 3 days. But fuck it. Don't be like me. I'm a terrible person and no one deserves to hate themselves like I hate myself. Lol. Last week I lost 4 pounds. Not a lot but it boosted up my self esteem. Yeah.
Today was good. I was you know reading and shit on my Wattpad account and... Wtd? My laptop doesn't recognize the name "Wattpad" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. The suggestions are " Watt pad". Anywhore, I was on Wattpad and I don't know where this is going so I'll stop here.
My best friend called this morning. She was all like; "Anna, you want to go to the mall with me and N?" To which I replied with no enthusiasm at all; "Sure, but I'm going to be the third wheel... Again." Cause like every time us three get together, I, the MOTHER FUCKING QUEEN feel like a third wheel. I guess Josh is going with us, he's like this really laid back white boy who I have in my first 3 periods. When comes with us, he brings along all of these tall white children along, I'm not even going to lie, they are fucking cute. So I mean, yeah, I'll go cause you know, I need to buy some new clothes and shoes and yeah.
On fashion news I painted my nails today. I was looking for my black matte nail polish but I couldn't find it so I got stuck using this black and sparkly one. For those face fucks who don't know what matte nail polish is, it is basically a... You know what, fuck you, you are going to Google that shit. Just F.Y.I, this is really what I talk like. I straightened my hair today and it looks PERFECT. I'm really happy with it. Okay, so in my room, I have this drawer that holds all of my hair shit and I have 2 hair oils. One is the CHI and the other one is the Biosilk. Well those fuck faced bottles decided to open and it made a really pleasant smelling mess in the drawer.
I know a lot of people don't like it when girls cuss, but umm. I could care less what someone thinks of me. I am the QUEEN, and you are a peasant. So suck a nut.
Yeah, I really like this kid. He knows. I'm not sure if he is returning the more-than-friend feelings but I could care less. The last thing I need is an obsessive boyfriend like the last one who I didn't mention because I would have gone off on him.
Family news. Me and my brother are getting along now. ^-^ I really like it because we have something to bond over. Like basketball and football. I am like in L O V E with those two sports. I'd say that I'm good at basketball but I am probably not. Lol. So yeah, basketball hasn't started but football has and let me tell you. It is perfect. I don't really have a favorite team but if I had to choose one, it would be the Broncos.<3 Basketball though, I have a favorite team that I am never leaving. Its the Lakers. They are perfect and with Steve Nash on the team, even better. Kobe though, I'd lick his face. <3 Me and my mom are also getting along now. As weird as it sounds. She apologized for being a bitch. Her words not mine, I would never disrespect her like that because I know she doesn't really mean it. I talked to my grandpa. He lives in Mexico and where he lives, it is raining a lot. He's funny. Like I think its because of old age but its cute. <3
ONE DIRECTION; The most perfect set of fucks. Lol, they ruined my life, but I regret NOTHING. <3 MC Nialler. Oh god. P E R F E C T I O N . Australia has been good to Directioners.
5SOS; The cutest fucks. They are like, whoa. Calum's skin color, I'm OBSESSED with. Holy fuck, my laptop didn't recognize Calum's name. Suggestions are; "Calms" , "Colum's" and "Alum's". Ashton's DIMPLES. God help me, I will lick that boys face. Michael's hair. Holly shit, it looks soo soft, lol, I sound like a creeper! IDGAF. Luke's BODY. It is like ''Let me touch your body, I don't care for the consequences." LOL.
Bruno Mars; GORILLA. I'm obsessed with it. Listen to it NOW. It is like so... sexual. I don't know, but I think that people listen to that song when they fuck. "Baby making love like gorillas." Yeah, people listen to that song when they fuck. I don't know but I find him very fucking sexy. Like if he said something like "Baby, eat this shit." I would lick his face. * When I say, "I would lick his face" it means that I like him.
Guys, today I woke up with a sexual mind. I don't know, but I have been making dirty jokes all day, even though I have been alone. Lol. Yes, I laugh at my own jokes.
My cousins neighbor likes me. Eww, he is like 16 or some shit. That guys little brother also likes me. Eww, not cute. If you are not my age, we will not have anything between us. Lol, just kidding. I make exceptions. I guess you could say I have a type. /.\
Lol, funny story. There is a brisket in my fridge. And I opened it when I was making my brother food and I swear I thought it was a dinosaur tongue. But then I realized that we are not in the fucking Jurassic times and I need to stop being so paranoid that dinosaurs still exist. lol well yeah.
Bye face fucks. <3 I mean that in the nicest way possible. <3
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