I am going to write letters to people/things that annoy me.
So...
Dear Tips To Get Started thingy,
I AM NEVER GOING TO CONNECT TO MY FACEBOOK. I DO NOT HAVE A FACEBOOK.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about, let me explain.
When I joined wattpad, this thingy showed up on the side of my page. Here's what it said:
Choose a username
Add an "About Me" entry
Upload a profile picture
Add a story to your library
Become a fan
Vote for a story
Share your own story
Comment on a story
Connect to your Facebook
Everything is crossed off except for the Connect to your Facebook one. But I guess Wattpad doesn't understand that some people DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK!
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Dear Facebook,
You totally remind me of the book The Bar Code Tattoo. It is now considered weird if someone does not have a Facebook. Is it going to become required to have one?!
Probably not, because it's too easy to create fake accounts.
You know what's sad? I know eight year old kids that have Facebook accounts. It is required to be at least 13 years of age before you can create a Facebook account. When I was in 5th grade, at least 50% of my peers had a Facebook. Pardon my French, but WTF?!
We were 10 and 11 years old!
They make it way too easy to lie on the internet. Heck, I joined Wattpad when I was 12.
(Don't worry, I'm close to 14 now :P)
A/N: When I had to stop working on this, I saved it, and the paragraphs and spacing got messed up. Sorry.
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BYE!
