I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
If you're going to be two faced, AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF THE PRETTY.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.
