(Kate walks to her school, PRMS, which is fucking mediocre since it's the last week)
(Kate bumps into Sydney, who is her left tit)
SYDNEY: fucking fuck my scale placenta looking tattoo I swear to Jesus on the cross if we have another godforsaken assembly then I am going to launch a bullet up my butt.
KATE: K bye
(Kate leaves to avoid negative energy)
(Kate walks around the school and a narration starts in her head)
KATE: Welcome to Pussy Riding Masturbation School, or PRMS for short.
KATE: This is where shit happens, virginity is lost, and hair is torn out of people's scalps in locker bays.
KATE: Today marks our 69th day of school, with only 7 more dreaded drug using, debate mocking, locker PDA-ing, lunch table crying, chrome book destroying, sappy goodbye letter filled days left until we move on to the upper level.
KATE: And the stupid fucking abortions at the district office got together one day after hitting a few blunts and came up with the idea of splitting us up.
KATE: So that being said, half of us are gonna attend Cuntbrick HIGH school, and the other half are going to attend Cuntsurfer HIGH school. They're called HIGH schools because the staff only cares about the people who use drugs.
KATE: So let me take you on a small tour of PRMS.
(Kate rounds the corner. There, an artist with a male genital shaped nose works feverishly at an easel)
KATE: See that little guy right there with the paintbrush? That's Vincent Van Gnome. He's the school's artist. The staff always hang up his shit in their classrooms, and my personal favorite work by him is a piece called "The Quacking Frog". It's like that one Jackson pollock painting with "I used crack to make this and it somehow became art" written all over it.
(Kate waves to Vincent)
KATE: Hey Vincent. How's the art coming along?
VINCENT VAN GNOME: Fuck off can't u see in trying to paint the perfect the chest on this frog? She keeps telling me she's a different bra size like every day so I have to keep redoing it.
(Kate rolls her eyes so hard that she can see her brain canal)
KATE: anyway moving on.
(Kate rounds another corner because the school is designed to be a death trap labyrinth)
(a wispy image with floating raybans frames floats by)
KATE: Oh, see those floating glasses? Well, it's more than just that. There's actually a ghost wearing them okay. Don't believe me? watch this.
KATE: HEY IZAYA!!
IZAYA GILDEROY AMADEUS STENDER: Please don't tell the ghostbusters about me please I'll do anything
KATE: See? He's real. That's my friend Izaya. He's paler than Ernest Shackleton when he lived in Antarctica.
IZAYA: Shackleton was tan
KATE: Exactly. So technically I'm not wrong.
(Izaya floats thru the window and smokes his problems away)
KATE: No, but izayas an actual GHOST. Like a paranormal, invisible, soul sucking ghost.
KATE: So anyway, back to my tour.
(Kate passes some white boys who sag their pants and say the N Word)
(Kendall Jenner walks down the stairs and tells his paparazzi to back off)
KENDALL: hey Kate.
KATE: This is Kendall. He's my best friend and loyal companion. Together, we have survived woodshop class, sabotaged Vincent van gnome(we're cool now), dragged my ass through a relationship with an Italian guy, and many other things.
KENDALL: So, like, are you excited for HIGH school?
KATE: Ah, HIGH school. Now, Kendall and I have our moments, and since he is attending Cuntsurfer HIGH school and I am a proud enrollment at Cuntbrick HIGH school, there's been some rivalry going on.
KENDALL: so guess who's gonna win the homecoming game this fall.
KATE: Cuntbrick duh. Bye boo.
KENDALL: I'll talk to you later bestie.
(Kate walks up some stairs and comes across another set of companions, her friends Marv and Larry,)
MARV: hey Kathleen.
Kathleen is Kate's real name and only marv and two other people can call her that.
LARRY: OMG HI KATE
KATE: these are my friends LARRY and MARV. Marv roasts people and Larry gets high off of pasta Zola. Enough said bye.
(bell rings)
LARRY: bye Kate, I'm gonna go see my happily married husband Justin and prep for our honeymoon.
MARV: I'm gonna go find Vincent van gnome and see if his new frog painting is done.
KATE: ok did I ask bye.
(END OF SCENE)
the next scene is great so keep reading once I update it.
some characters introduced in the next scene: Jill, Squid, and The Daughters.
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