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rolf was crying inside his bed.
matty had broken up with him to be with a stupid biatch (he cant swer hes owny 13 :(  ) ans he was super depressed
;***(((( rolf said
suddenly he saw a bleach sitting on his window sill.
he ran to it.
if matty didnt want him then he didn't want himself either.
just as he was about to drink soem, the window crsshed open with s large crashy noise.
it was shrek.
"sh-shrek!" rolf cried out.
he couldnt beleive it! it was his most favourite ogre in the entire saggytits family swamp estate!
shrek grinned evilly and threw tit onto the bed, pulling his clothes of in the swift motional process.
shreks big green dick glowed in the dark amd rolf visibly gulped, anticipating what was to cum next ;))
"AH SHREK! WEAR MY SWEATER" he screamed as shrek pounded his celery stalk deep into rolf
shrek grosned and came everywhere
rolf was spent.
his 2.5 inch monster cock was gleaming with his infection-y semen product and he fell asleep in shreks sympathetic arms.
matty was forgotton.

a/n im so disgusted with myself someone lock me in a mental asylum

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