the fanboys niall and zayn

'oh me goodness zen 5sos iz heavin a twitcam!!111!!'

'oh me goodness neil little mix iz rilizings a new ailbam!!!11'

de 2 boys squeeled joompin up n down infrunt ofz deir laptopz

''oh me goodness I em gooin 2 teil avery1 2 buy deir ailbam!!111!''

zen logged in2 hiz twittar n twiited

''buy little mizz ailbum guys aha xx :-)''

den he saw all de ripliez

'fuck me zayn'

'you're so hot zayn'

''neil y r dey seyin I em hawt I onlee wan dem 2 buy little mixz ailbum''

''idk zen but I noe dat 5sos iz hawt and ashton iz a cockblock I almost got 2 c calums peenees!!!111!''

neil den tweeted 2

''@ashton5sos mate ! u cockblock y blocked calums peenees!!!1!!!"

neil den also got alot of rts and replies

''dese ppl need 2 stoop telling me i em hot i only want to see calums peenee!!1!!''

"it's okey neil I no how u fil"

den de both of demz sat onz deir computerz insteed ofz doing prudocteeve dings dey conteenueed 2 tweet about deir idols, feelingz sads dat they dontz notiz dem whenz dey tryz soo hardz

"yz dey dont notiz me neil??1!3?1"

"i don no zen calum iz notz respondingz 2 me tweets n I made over 3000 draftz zen"

dey continued 2 twit about little mixz and 5sos but dey nvr got a folow

den one dayz

lewis heiry came into de room holding handz

"zen, neil, we r cumin outz of de closet"

but dey only sawz the rotting bodyz wit de skeletonz of zen n neil

de endz LoL! XD