It was a cold night ,precisely 5PM. I just woke up from my hangover from when I went to the club. I know I said I wasn't that drunk...but things changed after these girls bought me drinks J..... but that's besides the point.
The wind was blowing my curtains open and the streets were surprisingly quiet... Its usually rowdy in my area but today is oddly quiet. I didn't question it because I'll jinx it.
My mom came into my room, yes I still live with her :) She's a stay at home mom and I love that and its great to be around her.
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BAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry that was such a lie, I love her but she yells at me to be productive daily when I'm the one that pays her bills. But whatever she's my mom , she birthed me and I cannot complain about nothing or else she'll slap me so hard she'll knock the black off me. (Everybody hates Chris joke)
She told me to go to the store for her and I obliged.
I went to Ralph's cause that's my favorite place to shop/to find things I need. Like junk food and candy. Once I got all my necessities + My junk food. Both of my hands were full , I couldn't Even see the sidewalk
But anyways , We're having spaghetti tonight. It's going to be late yes , but I'm going to the park to spare some time. By spare some time I mean smoke . I'm trying to quit but it's kind of a stress reliever for me.
As I walked up to my building , I realized I couldn't Even unlock the door. Why can't this generation create some type of device for that. I mean isn't CA suppose to be the city of dreams? Well I dream of something that can carry more than 6 bags. Haha Lmao imagine if they made that, we'd be looking like this idiot :
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Fucking spider hands and shit. 😂
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"Mom I'm home" I called out .
I heard steps coming closer and the door knob twisting. She looked at me like she'd seen a ghost.
I asked "Yes mom?" . She just stared at me for 2-4 seconds then burst into fits of laughter. How r00d of her.
"Mom that's not funny, I'm struggling here", I said.
She responded with "Bitch you are the struggle" , then continued to laugh at me. She didn't even help with the groceries she just opened the door for me to come inside.
Y'know how I said I loved my mom? Hahahaha started to take it back right about now.
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So after I put the groceries away , I changed into more comfortable clothing, I went from casual (First pic) to even more casual (Second pic)