Crybaby

Pity Party

I woke up, forgetting what happened last night. It was my BIRTHDAY!!! The day I always loved when things were normal. But, I still have a bitter heart. I just like the gifts honestly, but this time I didn't get a gift. My only "gift" was my brother and mom leaving on vacation,I didn't even get a happy birthday from them. Since they were gone, I decided to invite my friends for my birthday party, I opened the party supply box and found some cards and envelopes,glitter, ribbons, stamps and birthday hats. PERFECT! I put on my birthday hat and set the other hats on the table, I made some cute party invitations.  I would've made scarier ones but I didn't want to creep them out, I ran outside to the mailbox and put it right in! 

I almost forgot! The cake!!!! I have to make a cake, I'm sure I have all the ingredients so I don't have anything to worry about. The party is at 11:30 am, its 10:09 right now so I better hurry! I baked the cake and set it out on the table, surrounded by the party hats. I waited for the guests, I spent a few minutes chopping baby doll arms, I was really nervous that they wouldn't come. I was losing so much patience I made some friends!                

               Imaginary friends, it was quite sad but they were nice. I killed one but its alright, right? Yeah, maybe not. I was getting so stressed, it was 3 minutes after the time the party was supposed to start. Why aren't they here yet?!?! I said in my mind, I was getting more and more worried each second. It was now 12:00, my imaginary friends helped me through my stress. We talked about everything, they were better friends than my real friends. I started crying and laughing and I felt like I was dying, I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was so sad and so determined to kill all my friends, but I didn't. I grabbed a lighter and burned most of the house then grabbed a cigar, lit it and smoked.