The Roommates (Louis Tomlinson.)

NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITIHI BABA!

'Hello everyone!' I say as I wave to the camera.

'Well, first I went to the lake and I had an accident and so I did something to my knee and now it's fucked.' I showed my knee to the camera and smiled sarastically.

'Oh other hands, I met the cheekiest girl in the whole world at the hospital! Sarah. It was my doctor's daughter and I just wanted to keep the little kid and take her home with me! And thank you to Dr. Cloude and everyone that helped me. I appreciate it soo much!'

I coughed to clear my throat and continued 'Now, the doctor thought that I would be staying in bed all day. Now Sarah, I know your watching this so don't tell your mother.' And winked.

'I went out with HazzaBear to get my little teeth whitened. So I'm obviously capable to move. Thankfully! I'm all better so it's okay! I'm okay! You should have seen Harry's face going to the hospital.. He was getting annoying and he didn't realise that Sarah was his favourite when I gave him that look, I swear that boy can be dumber than a door nail.'

'I don't know where I got that from, but oh well.. I'm Cassidy! And I don't like food. I actually really don't.. I don't know why. It's just when I think of food I think of death.. If I could live of of liquids, then I swear I would be Superman. Actually, cut that! I would be Spider-Man! I freaking love that superhero! He-he.'

'Well back onto today's subject... Fan Fictions. The only reason I'm talking about this today because I saw a folded up piece of paper on the ground. So I told Harry to pick it up. And when it was it; it was some fantasy about One Direction. So, 'Lilian' I'm telling Liam about your fantasy with him.' I say with a wink at the end.

'I don't even get the point of fan fictions, like I just don't get why people write about their meetings with the guys and falling in love with them, when it's most likely never going to happen. I mean, I still don't know why the guys even thought about rooming with me.. It just happend.'

'Well anyways, you little selfish bitches. I love you all, and tomorrow is the first AskCass and I haven't even looked at any questions because I want to be surprised and I'm excited! You guys are like the best and I just love you. Now I have to go 'Rest my Leg..' So buuh~Bye!' I waved to the camera and shut it off.

I took my about an hour just to edit it and put it onto YouTube. I yelled 'Harry!'

He came up within 30 seconds asking 'Whaaaaaaaat?'

'Don't you sass me, I want to watch a movie! Take me downstairs Peasant!'

He groaned and carried me downstairs. He gently placed me on the couch, but I knew if my leg wasn't hurt, he would just throw me onto there.

'Thank you Hazza.' I smiled.

He mocked me and mummbled something, walking off.

I rolled me eyes, and got up to put in Lion King.

As the movie started I screamed to the top of my lungs along with the movie 'NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITIHI BABA!'

Harry yelled 'Shut the fuck up Cass!'

'NEVER JACKASS!' I yelled back.

I turned up the volume just to annoy the little fucker.

'TURN IT DOWN!' He screamed over the movie.

'No!'

'Yes!'

'No!'

'Yes!'

Just as we were arguing, Louis walked in with the Arizona Teas and Coke I sent him to get me.

He yelled 'What the hell is going on?!'

I turned down the Telli, as Harry said 'Cassidy was being annoying.'

'Hey!' I said to my defence 'Now, if Harry wasn't being a little terd then I would have surely been quiet. But no. Just gets mad because he had to bring me downstairs because I'm clearly incapable to do that!'

'Hazza, just apologise. And you to Cass.' Louis said, like he was the mother.

'Fine.. I'm sorry Cassidy.'

'Im sorry too.' I said.

I continued to watch the movie, when I suddenly got the itch in my right leg. I completely died. It's hard to itch when you have a cast on it!

I was trying to itch and itch, trying to succeed in getting my itch away, but I couldn't do it. I started to fake wimper and gave up.

Along the movie, I sang along to every song trying not to annoy the fag..

I got a bottle of coke, and I couldn't be happier that day. Truly a good day of doing nothing and having the boys serve me.

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Hi Lovelys! Sorry it's so short! I'm just trying to get this updates more often!

I already have the next chapter ready and I will post it, if someone messages me to. I can post it later today or just whenever I want to. Byye!

-Ellee.Xx