The Golden Rule Book Of Surviving This Shithole

Prologue

"You know what guys?" Ida enters the mansion, holding a sack of potatoes. "I can't find the fucking book!"

"..are you serious? Again!?" Sofie throws her hands up in the air, accusingly. She puts them behind her hands behind her head and sighs deeply. A loud "Bruh" can be heard from the library room next door. Ida points at Siri.

"Well I gave it to her!"

Siri then points at Julia looking slightly offended.

"And I gave it to her!!"

Another loud "Bruh" can be heard as Julia sighs.

"And I gave it to Maria. So she was the last one to have it." Julia says, but it sounded slightly like a question. Maria walks in, looking annoyed as fuck.

"Ida.." She claps her hands together, raising her shoulders, looking like Quasimodo. A slightly creepy smile of her lips. "Did you check the fucking table?... I told you it was on the fucking table this morning, you assbutt!" Everyone's eyes then turned to the table. There, on a small table with a red cloth on, was the black book with white letters on it saying "The Golden Rule Book Of Surviving This Shithole"

"What is life.." Ida laid down on the floor on her stomach with an empty smile, silently screaming.

"Vivi... she's doing the thing again!" Sofie yelled to the other room. A book came flying out from the other room, almost hitting Ida square in the face.

"GOD-" Another book came flying. "FUCKING-" And another one. "DAMNIT-" Vivi was now throwing books in between her words. "WHY WOULDN'T YOU CHECK THE FUCKING TABLE!" The others were now stranded under a table, trying not to get hit by the books and occasionally glass bottles. Silent tears were now streaming down Ida's face.

"I was looking... for that book for three. Freaking. Hours..."

The front door kicked opened, through came a panicked Tsubaki and Filippa in.

"WHAT'S GOIN-" Tsubaki was hit by a book in the middle of his sentence. Filippa slowly turned around with a done look on her face. She threw her hands up and sung.

"FuCk THIs shIt, I'm OUt!" She then went up the stairs leading to the second floor, leaving Tsubaki with an aching face.

"You better clean this SHIT up." He walked past the chaos and into the kitchen, leaving the group to clean it up. Maria and Sofie looked at each other before quickly grabbing Julia and Siri, escaping the room.

"I swear I'm going to kill this sh...." Vivi looked into the room, then went walking up the stairs, trying to escape the duty of cleaning. Vivi heard a loud cough behind her. As the turned back around, there stood Matilda, shacking her head in disappointment and disapproval.

"Oh fuck me.."

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A/N So this was the prologue, we hope you enjoyed it. We had to re-write it three times so you BETTER FUCKING ENJOYED IT, SHITFACE.

Anyway, Vivi and Ida signing out.

SKÅL!