Just Another Wattpad Rant !

#1 The Wonderful World Of Cliche.

1)  Hey so i'll be reading a story and the girl will really be helpless, I mean as in the guy has to come and save her EVERY time something happens like...

.Tessie, the schools popular bitch had me on the ground, her tube of mascara in her hand ready to attack me, when suddenly the door if the girls bathroom burst open.

"Skylar! I just happened to be halfway across town and sensed you were in trouble, so somehow got  here on time to save you!

Okay, just to let you know i'm not trying to be funny there it's just makes me want to put down my phone and rethink life!

Well exaggerated much..

2) Hot guys, I mean you probably think i'm some real old fart now. I mean who hates hot guys? I don't ! It's just every story does the guy have to look like a "Greek god" I mean..Greek gods are hairy old dudes right ? Yeah, well from what i've seen they are.

3) When people use caps in their story like...

"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND DON'T EVER, EVER STEAL MY OREOS AGAIN!" 

Eh? I mean it just annoys me, I don't know about anyone else.

4) Mothers in cliche story's, why are they all terrible? I mean half of the time they are never there and when they are there in the kitchen or doing something useless! I mean are all "moms" like that when a hot guy comes to the door? I mean it will be like the main girl looks like shit ok. Then the guy who looks like a "Greek God" comes to her door to take her to some unknown place...(which will probably be a party or date.) Then the mother will convince the girl again and again and awe over the guy cause he's "hot". I'm not saying the have to be strick sammy's who make them go to bed at seven in the evening, just find out who this guy is and if the girl has a disgusted look on her face or simply tells you no, the mother should make up some stupid excuse.

So yeah thats cliche story mothers for you.

5) Why does everyone go to MC Donald's or live off on sandwich every 10th chapter? Why don't they ever eat dinner and always have all the time in the world ? 

6) Why..does everyone have a fancy car! I mean everyone ( who will be about 16-17 ) will all have cars but not just any old car no! They'll be the fanciest there is and right an extremely intense paragraph about the car. I mean especially if the character hasn't got much money.

7) Hot guys being rich, do you have to be rich to be hot? Or is it just I don't know a thing, if he's hot he has to be rich, end of story? Normal or any guy can be amazing looking without leaving in some huge mansion.

8) Outfits and makeup just annoy me, I want to know what you do after you hear the alarm clock yes, but just not every single fudging detail! I mean like this:

I changed into my usual skinny jeans and my purple converse today, I thought better than to wear my black or blue ones. I had my sweater on with the pretty pink buttons that were bought by my mother five years ago that I hated but now love and my "Hollister" Hoodie. Oh and did I mention I hated makeup and wore hardly any? Oh yes that's why I'm wearing my daily Mascara, a "bit" of eyeliner, eye shadow, foundation oh and my favourite lip gloss!

Right, that was hard to right...

9) Hollister, why does everyone shop at hollister like it's the only shop? Or describe every guy as an Abercrombie & Fitch model (as well as our Greek God)..Honestly. I went to Hollister once! Just once..(there's not Hollister where I live) and I swear I should of brought a torch with me to see the clothes, oh and the smell, jesus! Oh and the models they had standing at the door, I mean mean, the girls were pretty but just standing there..for ages..at everyone who comes in...nice job. The difference between a Hollister hoodie and normal one? One has big writing that says HOLLISTER and the other, well doesen't..boo! Oh and one costs ten times the price.

10) Teachers in cliche story's, cool teachers can exist! Oh and normal ones, why is every teacher described as an old ugly witch? Poor them. I'll describe you as one when your one some day. Yeah.

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12) The mean girl, why is she always blonde, and why does she always dress like a slut? Maybe the school has a dress code, or maybe the teacher has complained and they are always rich too, if there to dress like that i'd think it the other way around, not rich.

13) The beautiful best friend, i've seen it many times, they say how much they think of the main girl ugly, but the main girl keeps complaining about herself, it just annoys me.

14) PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME! Mhm.

15) Authors trying to be funny, or make their characters funny but fail. ( You catch that? We have one right here.)

16) Money, every cliche girl magically has the exact 51.99 dollars in her purse for that new top, yup. I read this story ages ago and the rich girl bought the other girl a pair of shoes for "three hundred" and insisted she took them...generous rich bitch.

17) When the main girl complains about her figure and face, I mean I bet this is in every rant. If she's going to say she's a fugly mushroom make her one.

18) The guys always a jerk or player, but a huge softy underneath, nothing wrong with that..apart from when everyone uses it !

19) When the main girls decides to go to the dark alley, at midnight when she's half drunk after some party. Where the creepy guy awaits and where the other guy will magically come to save her.

20) Facebook..Facebook, no if in that spare time your character actually study's she'll be classified as a "nerd" so no, instead she'll spend ages staring at her Facebook page, not even doing anything.