They just needed to prepare a funeral now and Dat Boi had no idea how to do that nor did he want to. He knew it was the right thing to do even though he wasn't close with Doge. Pepe seemed very upset though, even though it was Dat Boi's mission, he felt somewhat bad for the green frog. Dat Boi knew he had caused tragedies, and wanted to make up for them somehow. He set the date for the funeral for 3 days later, giving such a short notice, no one came. But Pepe was there, and Dat Boi was there, and Doge's dead body was there, and that's all that mattered. Dat Boi looked at Pepe, who had been crying since the moment of Doge's death. "I am really sorry, Pepe." Dat Boi apologized. "I really am." Pepe looked right at Dat Boi with tears in his eyes. "Then why did you shoot her 87 times in a fucking row? What the fuck is wrong with you? Dumb ass frog. You ain't Kermit hoe, stop trying." At that moment Dat Boi realized how much he was trying, he was trying to hard, and needed to stop being a hoe. Dat Boi got off his unicycle and cried, he threw Pepe into the ocean, and shot him in the face, not with bullets, but with blades, his eye got stabbed, and he cried for an eternity and couldn't see any more, Pepe lived. He just couldn't see.
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true loves ; dat boi's journey
Historia CortaTwo memes fall in love, but a killer is on a mission to kill one of them, how will it end? Who will win? Read to find out." [Dat Boi was an assain, Doge was the victim, Pepe was Doge's boifriend, Shrek was Doge's brother, Sanik was there too, Dan an...
