Shrek came to the funeral a little late. And brought his favourite meme, Dan Howell, his son, he never knew Doge, but he would have liked her. And that was the day that Dan cried for 17 hours straight, or gay, (deg deg) bc he never knew the person who died that day. That day, he met a boy, Sanic's son, and his sin, was named Phil, and Dan fell in love with Phil, and since Phil saw Dan's sensitive side. He fell in love with him just as much. Shrek was homophobic and he banned them, "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" Shrek yelled. Sanic was a rational hedgehog, unlike Shrek, the ugre and he accepted them bc he knew that they loved each other. Dan was a bootyful specimen, and so of course Phil loved him. Phil was a smol bean and that is why Daddy (Dan) loved him.
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true loves ; dat boi's journey
Historia CortaTwo memes fall in love, but a killer is on a mission to kill one of them, how will it end? Who will win? Read to find out." [Dat Boi was an assain, Doge was the victim, Pepe was Doge's boifriend, Shrek was Doge's brother, Sanik was there too, Dan an...
