(This is all clearly a joke....yeah..)
Caleb's POV
I sit in my badly lit room with my favorite crayon picture sitting beside me, which I pray to every time before a broadcast. Halie was pissed at me because I popped her duck floatie that she just got, so she was going to tell Maggie, who is coming home in an hour. I hope she doesn't come in while I'm broadcasting...I always feel my butthole quiver when I'm around her.
I open my laptop and start to promo my account and post that I am about to go live on every single account that I own. I always get funny comments on @cringey.musical.lys like "Kys stupid" and "Stfu no one cares". I really love my followers.
I start the broadcast and rub my cum facemask on my face. One girl calls me "santa daddy 😍😍😜😘😝👅💦💦" which I get really defensive and offended about. The time seems to fly by as Maya tips me 5,000,000,000,000,000 bars (#gaspmaya) and I catfish, roleplay with my furry freaks, make vegan jokes, and hate on christianxtra-winters. I promo my account (@calebbielski) one more time before I end the broadcast.
"CALEBBBB" I hear Halie scream.
"MAGGIE IS HOME. GET YOUR DUMB ASS OUT HERE!" I groan and get up. Halie can be so fiesty and sexy sometimes.
I start to feel a boner come on and my santa mask starts melting from how hot my face must feel. Thankfully Maggie didn't come home while I was broadcasting. I don't know if I can face her again today without attacking her in a lustful rampage.
"Caleb." Maggie says. "Halie says you popped her float and won't give her any pencils. Go paint the driveway and vacuum the roof. While you're at it, by me 50 beers." She commands with her sexy voice.
I can't take it anymore. I push Maggie onto the couch and rip off her shirt. I start furry roleplay because I know she likes that. "Touch me with your furry tail mom." I say seductively. Maggie slowly peels off my facemask and starts to make me look emo. I turn on Turn Back Time by 23 Plane Drivers and we get it on on the rug in the living room.
~10 minutes later~
I look over at Maggie and admire how sexy she looks with her black lipstick and the words "rawr XD *nuzzles*" now tattooed on her left puhhseii. Halie starts yelling at me from across the house to go pay for her manicure, and I try to tell her that I'm busy, but she walks in anyways.
"OH MY GO- IM CALLING DAD RIGHT NOW" Halie runs away in her sports bra and two pigtail braids.
I try to stop her while Maggie is still asleep "RACHEL WAIT" but she is already gone. Dad will find out my secret love for Maggie, and I still have to fight Markie. Triggered 😥😩😤.
(Okay Idk wtf this was but I'm obvi not an author. I went too far into detail and realized that this is not supposed to be so realistic. Ily Caleb <3)
