Caleb was a very sexy and thicc boi. He loved to broadcast, promo his instagram, make vegan jokes, wear facemasks, and eat everything. One night he was hungry af but too lazy to get up. He yelled "HALIE GET YOUR DUMB FAT ASS IN HERE" while he was broadcasting. Halie groaned but came anyways. "The fucc you want Khalib?" She asks annoyed.
"Get me some sushi dumb bitch." He commanded.
Halie scoffed in gangster and started walking out the door. Before she could get out, Caleb pulls out his thicc and drags halie to his bed and gives it to her until she disintegrates.
Caleb uses his thicc dicc to walk around the house and look for sushi. He poured himself a nice glass of "milk" and used it ask a face mask. Now he is full santa and ready to wreak havoc.
Caleb storms through Chicago and rapes everyone till they disintegrate if they do not buy him sushi. He finally gets to sexy danielle's house.
"DANIELLE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR" he says commandingly. Danielle loves it when Caleb shows his dominance, she is a furry after all and loves furry roleplay. Danielle is also a lactose intolerant vegan who does yoga and drinks soy milk and is also emo. She is not gay tho, because she is vegan.
"Stfu Caleb and succ me and talk to me in furry. Then I'll get you sushi." Danielle bargains. She rips off Caleb's santa facemask and slowly succs it up. "Make me another facemask daddy 👅💦💦" danielle says. Caleb screeches and gasps as he realizes that this is all on his broadcast and Maya just tipped 1 septillion bars. Caleb then breaks the ouija board over Danielle's head and sucks her inside himself instead of making her disintegrate.
Caleb finally gets some sushi, but he had to make it himself. He either raped or ate everyone else. Christian was a victim, and he begged for likes and bars and mercy while Caleb roasted/raped/ate/viciously stabbed/burned all at once. Caleb then wrote "666" on his forhead with eyeliner and ate his pool, along with Halie's duck floatie.
THE GD END.
