The Roommates (Louis Tomlinson.)

AskCass #1

'Hi Veiwers of this lovely website. Today is my first Ask Cass, and I am so excited to see what questions I have to answer for you.'

I got in Twitter and started, 'Okay, Would you dump Louis, if Channing Tatum ask you to Marry him?'

'Well, this is my point of veiw, I don't really freaking get why Channing Tatum is so sexy to all these girls, like really? No. He isn't to me, anyways, Louis is mine and only mine.'

'How is your knee doing?'

'Psssh... It's totally fine.. Just kidding! It hurts like hell, but that isn't going to stop me from doing stuff, I mean a day later after the hospital, I went out with Harry to get my teeth whitened.'

'Can you twerk?'

'I don't even know how to answer this. Like, I hate that. Twerk. Twerking. AND WHEN, I see these little tiny ass girl coming along and twerking, just done. I'm done. I have never thought about twerking and never will I twerk. I'm white, you little whores.'

'What is your point of veiw on Gay Marriage?'

'I really believe in Gay Marriage. I mean you can still believe in God and be Gay, and there is nothing in the bible that says you can't be gay. There is nothing about gay. I don't even think they use the word Gay in the whole damn book! Okay. It's not you, it's not your life, so don't get in their freaking way. Bitch bye.'

'What did you think about the movie Sinister?'

'Oh my GAWD. That movie scared this shit out of me. In the first 20 minutes of the movie, stuff was already happening, and the guy, who works on his books but like he's always walking around in the dark, like really? Do you lights not work? It's not that hard to flip a light switch. Like what the hell? That was some scary stuff though. I was scared out of my mind. I was clinging onto Kelsey like I was going to die, and I was going to die quickly, and he fell through that attic like he was going to be eaten. I loved it though.'

'How do you think of Directioners knowing more about Louis then you do?'

'Um.. Okay. This is weird.. I know that girls practically stalk the boys, but I don't even know Louis' middle name. I actually want to know though.. But I know Louis' birthday, because he told me, not because I sat in front of a computer screen and looked it up. Maybe I will just look it up this time and be the fan girling stalker I am.'

'Do you watch Sleepy Hallow?'

'No. I don't. I'm not wasting 30 minutes of my time, watching some headless guy boy, riding around town on this damn horse. That's just not worth it.'

'Do you think that my crush will ask me out..?'

I stared blankly at the camera, 'Are you serious? What do I look like to you? Some love guru? No. I'm Cassidy. The Awkward girl who makes videos. That's who I am. I don't know what he or she wants from you, and I don't know anything about the situation, but all you can do is ask the boy or girl out, and if he or she says no, cry over it, and move the fuck on. It's not going to kill you.'

'Do you ever think that Louis could leave you for another girl?'

'Why are you guys asking me these questions about me and Louis? I mean.. Really? Are you serious..? I really don't want to think about Louis leaving me.. I think I would be so heart broken, I will DIE IN A HOLE.'

'Would you rather go to a Sleeping With Sirens concert or Brides Vail Maids whatever concert?'

'I would rather have a rhino, come into my flat, and run me over then call his family to come and make me their kitty litter before I would even THINK about going to either one of those things.'

'Are you white or black?'

'Why the hell do you ask me these questions when you can obviously see that I'm white As a camel.' I shook my head and then looked at the camera.

'Who is your celebrity crush, someone but Louis.'

'Well, I'm not afraid to say who my celebrity crush is, even though I'm dating a celebrity, my celebrity crush would either have to be Perry from Warm Bodies, or John from I Am

Number Four. Now I'm to lazy to even look up their names, so I just said the movies I know they are from. They are sexy as hell though. Oh my GAWD but Asher Book, Skylar Astin, and Zac Efron are just sexy little guys. Mmm.'

'Do you like your blue hair?'

'Well, I guess.. I mean like I wouldn't have ever thought of dying my hair a blue colour.. But like I don't give a SHIT on what people think of me. It's my life. Don't judge me if you don't know me, and if you do know me, and your talking shit to me. No. Reevaluate yourself, get your shit together, and be gone!'

'Orang soda or Cherry soda?'

'Okay, well I would choose cherry over orange, but don't get me wrong I like both, but you know I just think it's damn irrelevant that there are orange, and grape, and cherry and all these damn flavours but you want to drink soda, not the fruit!'

'If you were a Disney Princess, which one would you be?'

'I would be Airel! Because she can sing, and she can breathe underwater. I mean I don't know about you, but that's the only princess that can go underwater without drowning, until she turned into a human!'

'What High School did you go to? And did you have a crush on any of your teachers?'

'I went to London Performing Arts High School! For like theatre, dancing, and singing. So I'm a talented person. I will say that. And yes. I did have a crush on a teacher but I know most of my teachers watch me, so I'm not saying who it was.'

'Can you sing a one direction song for us?'

'The only one I know is, What Makes You Beautiful and I shall sing it for the boys! Just kidding. They are banned from my room until I get better.'

'Why aren't you dating Harry Styles?'

'Because my life fucking sucks.' I said, trying so hard not to laugh.

'What's next weeks agenda?'

'Well, there is their perfume coming out and their movie and Liam's birthday and it going to be total chaos, and I don't know. I'm done with their fame. And I won't say what we are doing for little LiLi's big 20th because I don't know if the boys actually watch these, but I know he will love it.' I added a wink in the end.

'What do you think about Lebron James?'

'Oh my god! I heard Niall talking about him! He's that American basketball player! He was in the Olympics! Ha! You know he has one of those names where it should be James Lebron or is that his name? I don't know. And I don't care.'

'Last Question! Okay, are you a boss ass bitch?'

'HELL YEAH I AM!' I laughed.

'Okay, so let's go see what Louis' middle name is..' I typed in his name, and it came up to be William.

I started to laugh so hard. In between laughs I said 'William? Really? Guess who's getting made fun of. I'm going to call him Willy!' And laughed even harder.

As I sobered up, I said 'Okay, well I have resting to do and things too and stuff.. Okay bye!'

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By the way, all AskCass' are going to be just questions and answers that I find randomly somewher (where there were no copy rights so I can't copy it if I want to.)

Bye!

-Ellee.Xx