I'm the Human Sloth!

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I want to sue this person and put her in a anger place for not controlling it. All I wanted to do is have fun:'( this is what happens.
In ice cream parlor line

Me: I....

Crazy woman: I what? *annoyed*

Me: Hate....

Crazy woman: what the hell you hate!? *pissed off*

Me: Your....

Crazy woman: oh hell no! *and she literally tackles me to the floor and starts slapping me*

Me: Icecreamflavor * I had to say it fast because I couldn't breath from how much wait she put on me*

And then she gives me one more slap. Then finally gets off me. After that I am never going back to that ice cream parlor. That's 99.2% I won't see her again. But I'm only 16 so I'm too young to sue her. I have a swollen back and two bruised cheeks but it was fun pissing her off.


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