Blue's Region

Chapter 1: Doofladill

"That freaking DICTATOR! I want to kill him!" Naomi shouted kicking the vase.

Lynne was thankful that their carpeted floor didn't break the vase. "I know you hate him, you've been saying that as far as I can remember, but just let it go this time. I'll buy you food." Lynne tried, but Naomi wouldn't take it. She was done listening to that stupid Emperor Blue.

"Don't you get it?! He's taking away the last sliver of freedom we have! If he takes that away, then you know what will happen to me." Lynne started to frown, not wanting to think of her friend's fate. "You have to understand Lynne, it's either we take the fight to that idiot Doofladill, or as he calls himself Blue! I would like to make him blue," she muttered the last part angrily. "We have to!" Naomi screamed tears streaming down her face. She broke down in sobs.

Lynne was shocked, Naomi got angry at Emperor Blue often, and could be really emotional, but it was never this bad. Naomi's anger was telling her what she had to do, what they had to do, they finally had to do something they were meant to do. Naomi's demeanor breaking was the thing that finally pushed Lynne into place. Naomi had stopped crying, Lynne turned to look at her, Naomi was breathing heavily. Lynne gasped as Naomi passed out on the ground. She ran over to her, "Naomi! Naomi!" She had stopped breathing. As much as Lynne tried Naomi would not breathe. Lynne was hopeless she had to do the one thing she knew would save her friend. She grabbed Naomi's wrist, This has to work, than she did the thing she hadn't done in so many years. She felt something, Lynne quickly grabbed her wrist again to see if it was real. Lynne cried in relief, It was okay, her friend was fine. Lynne moved Naomi to a bed. She had no idea what she would do without her.

Lynne waited for Naomi to wake up, Doofladill was an idiot that needed to be stopped. She needed to work with Naomi and take him down, even if they had to do it bit by bit.

Lynne could swear that sometimes Naomi slept even more than she did. 4 hours passed by and Naomi was still sleeping, Lynne decided she was to bored to wait any longer. "Wake up Naomi! Wake up! I'm bored Lady, get up!" Lynne whined throwing a pillow at Naomi's head. She may have almost died a couple a hours ago but that left Lynne's mind the second boredom hit her. "Get off of me! Let me get the sleep such an awesome person like me deserves." Naomi said trying to swat Lynne away. "Well that's too bad, you have to get up anyway." Lynne said dragging Naomi out of bed.

After convincing Naomi that if she got up Lynne would make her brownies, Naomi finally agreed to leave the bed. "I thought about what you said." Lynne started.

"Yeah go on." Naomi said biting her brownie.

"You're right, he's taking away everything we have, and honestly he's really annoying." Lynne admitted.

"Yeah, and he's had more than his fair share of dumb moments." Naomi said laughing.

"Remember 'Your hair is dark black'?" Lynne said mocking Doofladill in a dopey voice. They ended up laughing over that situation for a while.

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"Okay, we really need to talk seriously now." Lynne said trying to even out her breathing. "We need to have a plan. We need to catch him off-guard and attack, or something."

"I got it! We feed him a bunch of chicken, then he gets so full he can't move. Then we hit him over the head with a pan, tie him up and throw him a closet." Naomi managed to say in one breath.

"I said we need to be serious." Lynne said shaking her head.

"I was being serious." Naomi protested. Lynne just looked at her. "Okay fine. We... should... use our your know what's!" Naomi said twinkling her fingers.

"I almost forgot about it! That idiot Doofladill is probably the cause of our misery and everyone else's. Scratch that, he definitely is the cause of this." Lynne said, many years of pent up anger threatening to escape her. "We should practice our old... skills."

"Puh-lease, Lynne. Like someone as amazing as me would even need practice. You, maybe, but me, no way!" Lynne just stared at her blankly. Naomi just continued.

Their TV turned on, "Warning! Regulation 68 is now in operation! Warning! Regulation 68 is now in operation."

"It's really starting now isn't it?" Lynne said worriedly. Naomi nodded, they couldn't avoid this anymore. Their worst nightmare was finally being brought to life.

"He wants me to marry him, Lynne. I wouldn't be able to live like that." Naomi said

"Have you forgotten what he wants for me?! He wants me dead, Naomi." Lynne had no idea what she had to do from there.

"That's exactly why we need to... get rid of him."