Summon...
creepypastas, portals to different dimensions - this book has it all.
This description is lame
so is the cover
chicken nuggets
(Just note that this story is for entertainment and it's not guaranteed the summoning will exactly work).
Bold text=a note or if it's in the story it will be important parts.
Bold text and underline = title or important message
Under line = emphasised
You must follow the steps exactly.
To go the bread dimension, you must first taste the bread. Get a fresh bread and take a bite. NO TOPPINGS AND NOT TOASTED! Start munching and close your eyes. Wish for infinite bred for 20 seconds. Then start spinning around, getting faster and faster. Only stop spinning when you have finished all of the bread you are holding, so it's better to get a smaller bread (the bread can not be cut), although the bigger the bread the more likely it is for the portal to open.
When you have stopped eating and spinning, you will feel a portal create in your mouth, keep your mouth open! If you close it the portal will pop like a bubble (it leaves a bad taste in your mouth too). Firstly put your hands into the portal in your mouth and your body will get sucked in your mouth portal without you having to do anything else. If it's not working, put your hands further into the portal.
Tips on what to do at the bread dimension and how to get back home:
When you arrive at the bread dimension, you will be greeted by a minion of the Breadman.
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The minion will either be a dwarf with only 1 strand of hair on it's head, or an anime porcupine. Anything else is not a minion of the Breadman. They will welcome you with the traditional bread greeting. A slap with a a bread slice on the bum. They will be your escort and you never go anywhere without them or on your own. They will take you to where you ask them to and you just follow them. To see Breadman, asked your minion escort to take you to Breadman. They always know where he is. To go home you have to ask the Breadman, but if you leave too quickly it could make the Breadman angry.
