Guess We're Wrong

Chapter One: Enter The Nuisance

Chapter One: Enter The Nuisance.

It had been two whole days since Heath and his freak show of a sister entered the school. Thorne wasn’t stupid. He knew he was somewhat attractive, and he knew that he often caught the eye of fellow classmates, other students and sometimes, even the faculty at school. So it was no surprise when Heath’s sister, Ciara, started keeping really close tabs on him. Apparently, she befriended two of the most obsessed girls in the school. Their fascination with him was bordering serious law breaking and now that Ciara joined them, their efforts in trying to get his attention tripled. He didn’t mind it at first, he ignored them completely. But the second they started interfering with his daily routine, it kinda irked him. Now, Thorne wasn’t one to lose his temper, but there were those “once upon a red moon” moments when he actually did. And he was really closed to having one of those moments...

Really. Close.

Not only was Ciara a really bad stalker, but the fact that she and Heath couldn’t stop their constant flow of bickering irritated him to oblivion. They could fight... Sure, he had no problem with that. Just like he had no problem with Ciara’s stalking, but once again, there was the small fact that your average human being had to draw the line somewhere.

And When Was That Line Drawn, You May Ask?

The second the two bickering idiots decided to have a scream off in the middle of a maths class.

Whilst they were doing Circle Geometry.

A class in which Thorne was already having difficulty with.

And to make matters worse, Ciara wasn’t even supposed to be in the freaking class to begin with!

But that wasn’t the reason Thorne drew the line.

He was sat in the desk that was directly in between the two siblings, true, but that wasn’t the reason either.

“-BUT YOU SAID YOU’D INTRODUCE ME!” Ciara bellowed into Thorne’s left ear, nearly climbing over his desk to reach her twin brother on the other side.

“I DID INTRODUCE YOU, YOU PIG!” Heath bellowed into his other ear, crossing his arms.

“I WOULDN’T CALL MAKING FUN OF ME INFRONT OF HIM AN INTRODUCTION, YOU ASSHOLE!” she screamed.

“Calm your vagina, women. Go make a noise somewhere else. This isn’t even your class!” Heath yelled.

This little “exchange” was causing quite an audience. Students from other classes came to spectate as the twins went at each other’s throats. The maths teacher just gave up teaching completely (no circle geometry today then... Thorne internally sighed) and it was as if everyone got dressed in their school uniforms just to come watch a live wrestling match at school.

Boy, how he hated people.

How he hated them with so much passion it was scary.

“YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DIDN’T FILL IN THE FORMS PROPERLY!” Ciara screeched. Referring to Heaths earlier comment. “Thanks to you, I’m a whole YEAR behind!” she shoved his chest roughly and Heath found himself gripping the nearest desk from the mere force of it.

“You were the one who was rushing me to take you to the mall!” he yelled back, flicking her on her forehead.

“Don’t blame you’re fucking stupidity on me!!”

“I damn well will- Oops.”

Thorne blinked.

He didn’t know where it came from, or whose it was... all he knew was that magically, there was a full glass of water (Really... Realllly now?)  Just minding its own business, hanging around on his desk in the middle of a class. Why he didn’t notice the glass earlier will forever be the mystery of life. (Don’t question it, it’s in the script)