You Know You’re Obsessed With Sesshomaru When…
1. You start thinking about him at the oddest moments (like when you’re supposed to be taking a math test).
2. There are moments where you feel like you just have to shout “Sesshomaru!” or you’ll burst.
3. Not a day goes by where you haven’t though about Fluffy for at least a second.
4. You always bring him up in a conversation at least once or make some obscure Sesshy reference.
5. You beg your parents to take you to an anime convention to meet Sesshomaru.
6. They say no, and since you still have yet to get your driver’s license, you must walk to the convention even though it’s like ten states away.
7. You end up staying home and writing this list.
8. You try drawing red stripes and a blue crescent moon on your face, only to have your parents tell you to cut it out unless you want ink-poisoning.
9. You use his quotes all the time (i.e. you greet your friends by saying, “Good morning, how are you?” and before they can respond go, “Not that I care, I’m just curious.”).
10. You openly admit that you’re crazy about Sesshomaru to friends, family, and random people on the street.
11. You try to forge yourself a sword, but end up scorching your hands and nearly burning your house down since you have no clue as how to forge blades.
12. After your little “Totosai-Wannabe” incident, you decide it’s safer buy one of the cheap, plastic swords at the Dollar K Market.
13. You name your “blade” Tenseiga.
14. Now whenever you see someone with a paper cut (or equally trivial injury), you proceed to “heal” them by screaming, “Tenseiga!” and whacking the unfortunate victim repeatedly with your plastic sword until having to be physically restrained.
15. You find yourself absent-mindedly humming “Fukai Mori” in the shower.
16. You think “Fukai Mori” the best song ever written.
17. You annoy your friends by constantly singing it.
18. First in English.
19. Then Japanese.
20. And finally a mix.
21. You sing “Fukai Mori” at least once a day (it’s like your hymn).
22. You have been told more than once by your friends that if you bring up Sesshomaru again they are not going to speak to you.
23. You think you would make a better servant than Jaken.
24. You think Rin is the luckiest b*#!? in the world because she gets to travel all over hell’s half-acre with the world’s sexiest demon.
25. You then feel rotten for being spitefully jealous of a little girl.
26. You decide Rin’s not all that bad since she’ll obviously be of no threat to your romance with Sesshomaru.
27. You name all your pets Sesshomaru / Fluffy to keep his name sacred.
28. The vet is constantly asking how to pronounce your dog’s name, Sesshomaru.
29. You think Sesshomaru is the hottest yokai ever (animated or otherwise).
30. You have memorized all of Sesshomaru’s lines.
31. And when you watch the anime you repeat them verbatim.
32. You watch all of the scenes with Sesshomaru in slow-mo.
