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MegxCas (paragraphed version)

A/N Please note that this is what my friend and myself came up with when we needed some entertainment. Also we did this via text. So if our grammar is incorrect and you think that there is places where we could improve do tell us, we encourage creative criticism, but if you don't like what we have written KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF. Thank you. Enjoy.

Warning: Swearing involved.

Cas stood in the door way to the suite unsure if he should enter. Finally he decided to knock. The door opened revealing the reason he was in the hotel in the first place. Meg stood at the door wearing black skinny jeans and a red tank top. "Come in Cas" Meg whispered as she leaned against the taking in his entire outfit. Cas stood thee dumbfounded as he watched her every move. "You wanted to talk?" Cas coughed awkwardly. Not noticing the way Meg was staring at him.
"Yes I did Clarence. Why don't you come in and we can have a drink" Meg replied. Cas entered carefully watching every move that Meg made expecting to die and not have a talk. Meg led Cas to the living room. Where in an arm chair sat none other than Dean. "Cas we need to talk." Dean said standing up.
"What about?" Cas chuckled nervously.
"About us." Replied Meg.
"What about us?" Cas whispered feeling trapped although he could disappear if he wanted to. Although he thought this might be able to help me understand this relationship, he thought.
"How do you feel about Meg? Cas," Dean asked. Meg looked between the two looking quiet smug.
"I don't know what you mean," Cas coughed knowing full well what Dean meant.
"Castiel don't lie to me," Dean said annoyed.
"Fine. I like Meg but I'm not sure about my feelings." Cas whispered before coughing wondering if it was too late to escape.
"Oh Cas," said Meg, speaking up for the first time. "I like you Clarence."
Cas stood there coughing unsure if he had heard her right. "Come again?" he gasped.
"Need a cough lolly there Cas?" Dean laughed.
Cas shock his head in response, never taking his eyes of Meg not sure what to do. "Okay too much sexual tension for me. I'm leaving." Dean shouted before slamming the door.
Meg turned to Cas and grinned.
"So what do you want to do?" Cas asked unsure of the smile Meg held.
"Not sure Clarence. What do you want to do?" Meg grinned, sort of resembling the Cheshire cat.
"Whatever you want." Cas replied instantly regretting it when all she did was smile even more if it was possible.
"Well maybe we should start here," said Meg pressing her lips to Castiel's.
Shocked Cas fell backwards onto a bed that was not there a moment before.
Meg grinned sadistically.
"Relax, Cas. There is nothing to fear." She murmured before going in to kiss him again.
Cas relaxed before kissing Meg back cautiously.
"Sammy! Don't go in there!" Dean shouted.
"What I paid for the room, it's where I'm sleeping."
"Uh actually that was under false circumstances. Please just follow me." Dean muttered embarrassed.
Meg broke away from Cas and started laughing. "Look out for the interrupting moose everyone!"
Cas flipped Meg underneath him only to reengage the kiss that Sam so lovingly broke for being so clueless.
"I learnt that from the pizza man!" Cas yelled triumphantly.
"Cas you are funny." Meg chuckled before grabbing his hair in her hands.
Cas groans. "What did I just do?" Cas asked.
"You groaned. It's a natural reaction that means you like it." Meg giggled at the innocence on his face.
"Did you just giggle?! Demons don't giggle." Cas said.
"Yes I did. You got a problem?" Meg asked with a smile teasing Cas.
"Demons don't giggle. You must be an angel." Cas said smiling.
"Then you must be a demon, as you rarely laugh or smile." Meg retorted in a breathless voice.
Cas looked confused.
"I'm just teasing Cas." Meg sighed, just realising how much work she had to do for him to understand teasing.
"What's it mean?"
"Dear lord give me strength." Meg whispered. "Sit down, I'll explain."
Cas sits nervously.
"So I like you and you like me, right?" Meg started prompting a nod from Cas. "Well when two people like each other they tease the other person. This is called flirting." Meg explained further noticing a spark in Cas' eyes.
Cas nodded finally understanding.
"So it's a natural movement in liking someone?" He asked with curiosity heavy in his face.
Meg sighed. This really was hard. "Yes Cas."
No more words were muttered for a while as Cas missed his lips on hers.
"Easy there Clarence." Meg smirked feeling a growing bulge in Castiel's pants.
Dean smiled as he heard little noises emitting from the room. "Sammy my plan worked." He whispered into the cell phone he held.
"Go away Dean." Meg and Cas shouted in unison.
Dean panicked and ran once he heard the two.
"He is a scary cat." Meg shouted after him. A thud was followed with cursing making them both laugh.
Dean cursed himself as he was caught.
Meg pulled Cas back to her as he started to get up to see if Dean was okay. "Cas he will be fine don't worry."
"Of course he will be. I mean he has fought vampires and stuff." Cas muttered before cuddling back into Meg.
Meg cuddled back up into Cas. "Where are your wings?" Meg whispered.
"They're there but I don't feel like letting anyone see them." Cas grumbled.
"Sorry didn't mean to upset you." Meg Whispered.
"It's okay. I'm just being a grouch because of Dean and Sam meddling in our business."
"Want me to kill them?" Meg laughed.
"Maybe if they keep being as annoying as they are now. But not at the moment, thanks for the offer though." Cas answered, knowing full well what she had said was sarcastic.
Meg Laughed.
"You're catching on fast Cas." Meg giggled and was about to say something else when Sam burst through the door.
"Another interrupting moose," Cas said angrily.
"Well I'm sorry that my stuff is in here and Dean is being a baby about being caught by you two. Now he won't shut up about falling down a flight of stairs so I have to drive him to the hospital. Have fun." Sam growled before grabbing his stuff and left by slamming the door.
"Stupid bloody moose." Grumbled Meg.
"I agree," Cass muttered. "Nothing we can do about that though, I believe Dean dropped him as a baby."
"Should never have gripped him tight and raised him from perdition Clarence."
"I know but then I wouldn't have meet you. And I don't regret that."
Meg giggled.
"True. We may have meet eventually but in a situation when we would be trying to kill each other." Meg said seriously before kissing Cas deeply.
Cas was taken aback slightly before kissing Meg back.
"How long do you think this, us, will last?" Meg whispered as if scared of the answer. After having pulled away for air.
"As long as we make it work." Replied Cas.
"Okay." Meg replied and was about to kiss Cas when his cell phone went off. "Ignore it. Remember Sam said to have fun." Meg whispered.
"I can't. It's Claire. My vessel's daughter." Cas replied picking up the phone.
"Dad! Mum's gone crazy! She keeps saying that black eyed people are after us."
"I thought your mother was dead and you were with Jody Mills." Cas asked.
"Give the phone here you little bitch. Hi Cas. I bet you're wondering who I am. Let's just say that I am a demon that you pissed off and your vessels daughter is going to pay the price." Cas heard before the dial tone reached his ear.
"What was it?" Meg asked.
"A demon. One I have pissed off, one of many. But he sounded like a very powerful demon." Cas grunted. "Not to mention he has my vessels daughter as a hostage and said that she was going to pay the price for me pissing him off."
"It's obviously Crowley."
"I know. We should call Sam and Dean and go find the Dick Head." Cas growled whilst pacing.
They walked out the door to Castiel's mustang.
Just as they reached the doors, Dean's 1967 Chevy Impala pulled into the parking space beside them. "Where are you guys going?" Sam asked.
"Crowley has Claire. We need to move. NOW!"
"Can we kill him Sammy? Can we kill him this time?" Dean shouted in a giggly voice.
"Yes."
"Ah Sam? Why is dean like this?" Meg asked concern in her voice.
Shocked Sam stared at Meg before remembering her question. "Two words; Laughing gas. He had to get stiches and he was being a bitch so they gave him laughing gas."
Sam sighed as he pulled Dean back into the car as he was trying to get to Cas and Meg.
Meg couldn't control her laughter as she watched the moose struggle.
"Damn it Dean! Do you want to kill Crowley or not? If so stay in the car so that we can go and find him!" Sam growled as he finally managed to pull Dean into the car.
"Oh you mean the guy who LOVES YOU?" Dean ended up shouting.
Sam blushed. "W... What?"
"He told me by accident, I think he was drunk." Dean giggled still not really in this world. "Shh. It's a secret don't tell anyone. Okay?" He continued giggling.
"Dean. Demons can't get drunk you assbutt." Cas said.
"Oh. But his breath smelled of alcohol." Dean murmured confused.
"Dean when did you last see Crowley?" Meg asked wondering why Crowley would tell Dean that.
"A month ago?" Dean giggled. "When I was a deanmon. Get it. Deanmon"
"Yes dean we get it." Meg muttered. "Sam how much did they give him?"
"I have no idea. I lost count after the first 50 minutes. He just wouldn't stop fighting them."
"Want me to heal him?" Cas asked.
"Please. At least that way we can get on with this. Also I doubt he will remember any of this, so I filmed it from me getting him in the car on the way to the hospital to now." Sam chuckled pulling out a small video camera.
"Can I have a copy Moose?" Meg asked.
"Sure. Now Cas can you heal Dean so that we can go kill Crowley. I'm kind of annoyed that he loves me." Sam muttered kicking the concrete.
"Sure." Cas walked up to Dean and pressed his fingers to his forehead and healed him.
"What happened? Sammy!" Dean shouted.
"Well Dean we are going to go kill Crowley. Want in?" Sam taunted still filming un-best known to everyone.
"HELL YES!!!" Dean yelled.
"Let's get going!" Cas shouted.
"What's the rush?" Dean muttered
"We get to kill Crowley!" Meg whooped.
"Okay. Time to go." Sam smiled as he filmed everyone having a field day about killing Crowley while trying to maintain some order.
"Yay! We're off to see the king. The deceitful king of hell!" Cas sang.
Sam shaking his head started the Impala and followed Meg and Cas in their car. "So Sammy. What happened?" Dean asked causing Sam to laugh. "Oh Dean Trust me when you find out I'm going to be halfway across the state, just so that you can't kill me."
"Was it really that bad?" Dean laughed.
"Let's just say that you won't be forgetting anytime soon what happened once you find out." Sam answered his brother before noticing that Cas had stopped.
"Why have we stopped...? This isn't Illinois." Sam asked puzzled.
"He's changed the meeting place. He's already in that barn over there." Cas answered starting to get agitated by the questions.
"Let's gut that King." Dean growled.
"Yes, let's!" Meg whisper shouted. Dean fell over in shock because of the agreement of a demon.
Meg laughed.
"Don't worry Dean. I was shocked when she asked if you were alright."
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"No reason."
Dean stared at Sam suspiciously.
"Can we get on with this already? Cas I'm pretty sure you don't want to leave your vessels daughter in there any longer." Sam coughed trying to draw the attention away from himself.
"Okay. On three we charge." Cas said.
"One, two... Dean get back here." Meg shouted.
"Idiot brother." Sam muttered before chasing after him.
"Idjits." Cas muttered.
They all charged into the barn. Only to be meet with Crowley in a devils trap and Claire watching him. A giant cut on her face.
"Why are you in a devils trap?" Sam asked.
"Ask that little wench over there" Crowley said.
"Um Claire? How? And why?" Cas asked.
"He cut my face, so I trapped him. Now... Take your turn hurting him."
"Sweet!" Dean shouted. Leaping into the circle. With Cas following along with Meg. Sam stood beside Claire tending to her face. "Claire can you point this camera at the four in the trap?" he asked to which Claire nodded. "Don't let them see." He hissed.
"Why am I doing this?" Claire asked.
"I was bored and I caught onto what Dean was doing. So I decided to have some fun." Sam answered. "There all done." He murmured before gently taking the camera back. "Sammy! Crowley is dead." Dean shouted.
Sam felt a pang of regret wash over him.
"For how long this time. Whenever we kill him he always comes back somehow." Sam muttered.
"Come on. Let's go home guys." Claire said.
"Hey know that Crowley's dead. I have something to tell you guys." Sam muttered sliding into the impala whilst Dean, Cas and Meg where busy talking as did Claire.
"What is it Sam?" Meg, Cas and Dean asked.
"I filmed EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING!" Sam answered before driving away laughing. Taking his eyes off the road for a couple of seconds he zoomed the camera in on their faces. Oh their reactions were funny as they realised what he said. "SAM GET BACK HERE!" They shouted running to Cas' car. "Oh Shit!!!!" Sam muttered spending up. "I'm not going to regret this one though."
"Indeed not." Crowley's voice drifted from the back seat.
"Fucking hell!" Sam and Claire, the shouting causing Sam to swerve across the road.
"Can I watch the video?" Crowley asked.

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