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LuciferxMichael (Paragraphed Version)

A/N Please note that this is what my friend and myself came up with when we needed some entertainment. Also we did this via text. So if our grammar is incorrect and you think that there is places where we could improve do tell us, we encourage creative criticism, but if you don't like what we have written KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF. Thank you. Enjoy.

Warning: Swearing involved.

"Oh crap. Dean, I think I just cracked the final seal... Dean... Lucifer... he's rising..."
"Not good Sam. We have to leave." Dean muttered dragging Sam to the doors.
"GOOD MORNING VIETNAMMMM!" Yelled a voice.
"Shit! This is bad Sammy. Really bad." Dean murmured pushing Sam into an alcove before jumping into the opposite alcove.
"Come out, come out wherever you are. I can smell your fear boys. Come on Sammy. I just want to talk." Lucifer taunted.
"Fuck off. You..." Dean started to shout only to end up mouthing the rest of what he wanted to say.
"That was just rude Dean." Lucifer whined.
"Go away Lucifer." Sam snarled.
"No I'm perfectly fine with where I am, thank you very much. Now about that talk?" Lucifer said while walking towards their alcoves.
"Not bloody likely." Sam said before trying to muster up some strength to use his psychic powers.
"Don't be ridiculous Sam. You can't escape me any way. Why waste time when we both know that you don't have the strength to use your powers." Lucifer taunted just as a flash of light filled the church.
Suddenly Sam and Dean were sitting in an aeroplane.
"Damn it! You will not win God. I will make sure of that!" Lucifer screamed.
"I just want to be noticed" Lucifer sobbed.
"Alright enough of the pity party. Time to set this plan into action." He mused starting his search for a temporary vessel.

As Lucifer searched for his vessel Michael was running Heaven.
"Stupid, idiotic Winchesters'." Michael growled. "WHAT ANGEL PUT THE WINCHESTERS ON AN AEROPLANE? WHO DEFIED MY ORDERS?" He shouted.
"Michael. It was God who did so..." said Castiel.
"God, eh? He has left heaven leaving me to run it why would he care about the happenings on Earth then?" Michael asked Castiel.
"You'll see," Cas replied.
"Tell me now Cas. I am in charge of Heaven at the moment. You must follow my instructions!" Michael shouted in a rage.
"No you see, I'm a free angel. Call me a fallen one if it makes it easier but I will only follow the orders of God." Cas snapped.
"Get out." Michael snarled.
"Happily. If this is now heaven I would rather be on earth" Cas smiled as he left Michael fuming.
"What has gotten into him?" Seethed Michael.
"Now to deal with Lucifer. But we need to get Sam and Dean to accept their roles in all of this." He muttered filing away some paper work. I can see why God was always complaining about all of this paper work. He thought sighing.

Meanwhile back on earth Cas was trying to find a way to warn Sam and Dean.
"Dean, Sam. There is something that I need to do for your protection." Cas called entering the hotel they were staying in after having gotten off the plane.
"What is it Cas?" Dean asked affection for his angel lacing his voice.
"This." Cas answered placing his hands on their chests. Soon a searing pain took over their senses.
Dean screamed. A macho manly scream of course. "What the hell was that Cas?"
"Angels can't find you now. Or it will make it harder to find you." Cas answered avoiding the question.
"Even you Cas?" Sam asked.
"Yes." He replied.
"Looks like you will need to get a cell phone." Dean gasped out whilst laughing.
"A what?"
"You know. A cell phone? You call people on it." Sam offered.
"Yes. Because if we need your help how are you to reach us and us you?" dean answered seriously for once.
"Oh."
"Good that you are seeing sense. Now why did you do that protection thingy?" Sam questioned.
"To stop Zachariah from catching you." Cas explained.
"Once again. Why?" Dean and Sam shouted.
"There's no easy way to say this... Sam your Lucifer's true vessel and Dean your Michael's." Cas explained.
"W-w-what?!?!?!" Sam stuttered not sure if he heard Cas correctly.
"It's your destiny," Cas said.
"No way in hell, is that happening!" Dean shouted as he watched Sam freak out.