I was just innocently walking down the road to the corner store. What did I think was gonna happen? I thought I could buy some milk and cookies and go home ..... but alas my life isn't perfect. I went into the store and went to the back to grab my milk and there he was. Famous movie and TV star.... Danny Devito... His succulent clown hair was flowing... his black rimmed glasses reminded me of how I wanted him to rim me.... the way his head only reached my shoulder turned me on even more...
"oh danny devito omg!" i screamed.
"hey gal how r u doing? " danny said seductively.
"mm ok! can I get your autograph!?"
"yeah do u have a pen?"
" no but I gues I can buy one.
this is a corner store hahah"
"ok then buy one."
"oh--ohokey" i embarrassed myself in front of him. I was in shame.
I went to the front and bought a 60$ one because danny deserved the best. I brought it back and he snatched it with his claws. .. wait a minute ..... his claws looked so hairy... and much like claws of a wol-
"hey!a picture lasts longer stop staring!" danny snarled. I obviously angered him ):
"sorry Mr devito.... "
he signed my hand and ran out if there. wait a minute. what was he doing in the corner store if he wasn't going to buy something? Maybe I scared him off....
