F*** My Life. A kidnapping story...

F*** MY LIFE

Today was peachy. So. Fucking. Peachy.

It all started off with my brother ripping my favorite pair of denim jeans, then my flip flop strap snapping, and on top if that; a relaxing, much needed, healthy for the heart, fight with my parents about chores and responsibility and ... All that.

And that was just the beginning my friends! My life was on a roll and it had a BLAST giving me a fucking field day!

Not only did I fail all my tests, in all my classes, I also got into a fight at lunch! Over a rice crispy! WITH MY BROTHER! Oh, man, my day

just keeps getting better and better I tell you.

But that's not all.

You wanna hear the fun part?

The frosting on my shit cake ?

The best FREAKING thing that has ever happened to me in all my life?!

Well -I'll tell you, since we have become such good friends over this past minute...

...I was kidnapped.

Yup. You have read correctly.

Fucking kidnapped.

Off the freaking side of the road.

In front of my brother, who not only screamed, but also Ran. Away. Like, seriously?

Sure I know we aren't on the best of terms but really!? Just leave me with my kidnapper? Every man for themselves? Is that what this world has come to? -mental Sigh-

But overall, the part I liked most of my day, was the crazed man that kidnapped me (off the side of the freaking road) saying he's a werewolf, and that I'm his mate.

So, as you all can see, I, Sharon S White, has had the BEST day of my freaking life.

And I'm sure, about to get MUCH better!

... Not!