Alias (Phan short story)

5.

meme lord: I AM ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING DOWN

buffy lover: Whats wrong Prince Charming?

meme lord: DUMBLEDOOFUS IS DEAD. WHY SNAPE??? WHY DID YOU BETRAY MT HEART LIKE THAT ??? I TRUSTED YOU !!!

buffy lover: wow. You don't even know half of it. Wait until your u get to the end.

buffy lover: I have a confession to make

meme lord: whats up 'Quentin' ?

buffy lover: i really like this guy

buffy lover: he's got brown hair parted to the side. he has ear piercings, and these enticing brown eyes. He's beautiful in every sense, and I wanna ask him out, but, I don't really know how ???

meme lord: what's his name?

buffy lover: can't tell you that :)))

meme lord: ew triple chins.

buffy lover: how should I ask him out?

meme lord: idk. I guess just figure out his favorite types of candy and stuff and then give him a silly note with a stupid pun that references the candy and ask him out.

buffy lover: you're a genius

meme lord: I do like to believe that. Thank you, creep boy

buffy lover: you're gonna regret that nickname, dickface.

meme lord: will I?

buffy lover is typing

meme lord: you're taking ur sweet time creep boy

meme lord: hello??? earth to creep boy ???

creep boy: sorry :)) got held up stalking my future lover

meme lord: 2 can play at that game

dick face: I want a future lover

creep boy: my future love is beautiful and makes me wet

creep boy: I mean, uh, wut ???

dick face: I gotta finish my homework, creep boy. Ttyl. Bye

creep boy: bye dick face

Read at 7:56 P.M.