Parody!

Anime Lovers' Confessing Advices

Title: Anime Lovers' Confessing Advices

People Involved: Zceska, Christine, Maan, Kim, Karen, Mary, Kiara, Charise, Lindy

This was inspired by my everyday convos with my sisters/best friends!

"So," Christine started. "Say, I want to confess with this guy I like... how should I do it?"

Mary choked on the rice she was eating.

Charise cheered for Christine.

Zceska just looked up from her food with a blank expression.

Kim and Karen had teasing faces and joked.

Maan had a contemplative expression.

Kiara had a shocked expression.

And Lindy was just smiling at whatever was happening.

Mary coughed to clear her throat.

"You're not serious, right?" She looked at Christine with a hopeful expression. However, at the serious look Christine gave her Mary could only stare in astonishment and horror.

Zceska rolled her eyes.

"Mary, you're overeacting, this is just a phase."

"Yeah! But still!"

"Anyway, back to my question. Any suggestions?" Christine asked.

"Well, you could do it tsundere style." Zceska blankly suggested.

"Wha?" Christine asked.

"You know, like when a tsundere lifts a guy up and shouts at him her confession with a tomato red face and drop and just walk away stomping."

"Oh, um, I don't actually want to scare the guy, so no."

"Um," Maan began. "In contrast to Zceska's suggestion, how about you do it yandere style?"

Lindy had a joking smile.

"Yeah, do it yandere style, aka Gasai Yuno style. Stalk the guy, scare they guy, then try to kill the guy after you got what you wanted from him."

The others couldn't help but snicker at what Lindy said because really the thought of Christine doing those things were just... well... impossible! But funny when you think about it.

"Hey, what about you do it 'Hinata style'?" Kim teasingly suggested.

"Hinata style?" Christine echoed.

"You know, stutter in trying to confess to him then just faint after." Kim elaborated.

"Uh. No."

"Vocaloid style?"

"You mean sing it? Uh, no way."

"What about 'gal style'?" Charise cheerily suggested.

"Gal style?" All of them echoed.

"Yeah! You know, Mayred style, just stare at person and intimidate that person, then after that person is intimidated, tell whatever you want to."

"I-I don't think I can do that."

"Eh? Why not?"

"Because... I CAN BARELY LOOK AT THE GUY, I JUST GET FLUSTERED!"

After several minutes of them giving suggestions and Christine rejecting since they were just too... impossible to do for her.

Finally, Christine sighed.

"Look, guys I appreciate your efforts and all, but I think we may have another problem."

"What?" Kiara asked.

"I think he might be gay."

Zceska paused in taking a sip from her drink.

Mary stopped chewing her rice.

Kim and Karen choked in their shakes.

Kiara froze.

Lindy and Maan looked like they were at a lost for words.

Charise just had a confused expression.

After a few moments of awkward silence, Mary finally said:

"Oh, no problem there."

Christine had a (O.O) expression, while the others snickered.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO PROBLEM'?!" Christine shouted.

"Well, if he is gay, then if you confess to him then it's his own fault for rejecting you just because he's gay."

"..."

"..."

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