Ive been gone three days!?SHIIIIIIITTTT!!!What the hell am I gonna do I literally have nothing.Fuck wait thats not important. "Inari!"I yell
"Hmmmm?"
"Can you still use minor illusions on me?"I ask
"Yes why?"
"My eyes I need you to change them back to normal!"
"Ahhh I see ok annnndd there!"She replies
That being the only thing I can actually do I continue on home.As I approach the door it flies open and my mom slams into me.
"Where THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!"she roars into my enhanced ears.
"Ow Shit mom that really hurts ease up will ya."I groan
"Talk now son or that wont be the only thing that hurts."My father replies and drags me inside and throws me on the couch.
"Dear let the cops know we found him while I try to get some answers."Mom nods and takes out her phone but not moving an inch.
Lies lies,lies,I need some lies!!!"Inari your a trickster some help here!?"I plea
"Oh no this is gonna be good besides Alita said that she will really get pissed if I do."She says with a grin
Great welp Im fucked.Might as well somewhat tell the truth.
"Well I got invited to a party Monday and got really drunk."I say slowly
"WHAT!!!"Mom screeches while still on the phone.That poor officer!
"Continue."Dad just calmly says.
"It sorta continued from there I ended up drinking and partying constantly never really being sober.Before I knew it three days had gone by."I say
"Anything else?"Dad say
The way he said that means they know something but I dont know what.
"No?"I try to call the bluff
"How about explaining the hickies and bite marks?"He says with a smirk
"Shit!!Alita WTF! I should be able to heal that stuff easy whats going on!!!"I yell in my mind
"Im giving you incentive to train so this doesnt happen again because next time ill let it continue on longer."She replies
Speechless all I can do is accept my fate and tell them what happened.
"Well I may have slept with an unknown amount of women....."
They just sit there shocked.Not only did their gamer son go out partying and drinking for three days he had sex with random people.On closer look dad has this proud look in his eye.While moms eyes look ready to rip me into shreds.
"Yo....You.Had.Sex.YOU HAD SEX!!!!!!!!"Mom finally lost it and lunged at me.
Oh shit!I dodge outta the way and dad hurries and grabs hold of her."Go to your room while I talk to your mother."
I just nod my head and head to my room.
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A few hours later dad comes into my room and sit down on my bed.
"Son you realize you fucked up big time right?"He says simply
"Yea.."
"Now as a father im disappointed in you but as a man im proud.Never tell your mother this but I didnt think you had it in you.I mean dont get me wrong you are so grounded.But the fact that you did this gives me hope that you wont be a loner.Now keep in mind while you and I are good your on the thinnest of ice with your mother.So for the next month there will be no video games or books.Schoolbooks are ok but thats it.Your to goto your room everyday after school and your not to miss any more school for the rest of the year or I hand you over fully to your mother."
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Lazy Ash
Aléatoire- - - - - This story is not mine! It was found here: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/5512 I am copying the story here only for your enjoyment! I will post 2 chapters a week, Saturday and Sunday, until caught up. After that, it will be up to the origin...
