getting stuck

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You were sitting in your bed room looking at your nerve gear.
You: I wonder if it'll be better than the ocoulus rift.

You put it on and laid back and yelled two words.

You:LINK START

from there a menu had been brought up a customization menu for your avatar. You gave your character black spiked hair that covered your right eye, and black start off armor, and a scythe as your start off weapon. Finally you named yourself (insert username) and was transported into sword art online. When you got there you looked at a sunset and it was....amazing....you opened your menu and looked for your scythe but something happened. It wasn't a scythe but it was...something else...it was the Holy Sword Excalibur. You were a little down but with this Excalibur it was lighter, faster, and stronger so it wasn't all bad. About three hours later you made your way to a boss room. You went so-lo and there he was. Ilfang The Cobalt Lord. He had a HUGE blade called the Blade Of The Devine.

You: here we go.

Your blade glowed red as you charged at the monster. It swung it's blade at you but you jumped and swat rolled over it and cut his leg. He pushed his blade at you but you hit the Blade with yours. About three mins later his health was in the red and he threw away his Devin blade and pulled out a nodachi

You:oh shit it's not a tow-war it's a nodachi.

You were still determined and he made his blade Flare white and he swung at you. You hit the blade cutting his blade and cut him down then up killing him.

"CONGRATULATION"

You were pretty amazed and a gui popped up with 90000 col and a rare drop

You:oh the Devine blade, I'll sell it and get more col.

Three hours later your were sitting in the grass when you heard some grass rumbling behind you. You quickly hopped to your feet and turned. It was a....You weren't sure. But then you saw it

You:OMG it's a...a ragu rabbit

these lil things were super rare 'S' class rare food. You saw it jump but you were about to throw a pin at it (it was at this monent he knew...He fucked up) you threw the pin at it and killed it. It dropped 10 col and ragu meat. Your mouth was water hard. You then got pissed cause u have to be a high enough level to cook it. You sat down again and watched the sum set. It was 18:20 in the game which ment it was 9:30 in the real world (not really)

You:well it's been fun but I'm going to bed.

You swiped down your menu and scrolled to options and saw.....

You:were is the log out button.

Suddenly you were forced teleported to The City Of Beggings were you saw every player. The sky turned red and began to bleed. Then it turned into a person

???:lady's and gentle men I am kiyaba akeheko head creator and developer of Sword Art Online.

a flash back struck..You knew kiyaba and his works. Everyone started mumbling while he was trying to talk

Kiyaba:um hello hello people kinda talking here...ok I'm just gonna mute an-

He muted himself

You: di-did he just mute himself.

He un-muted himself.

Kiyaba:ok I just realized what happened what happened...it's really fun but serious time, how many of you have seen torn..Huh huh

Silence

Kiyaba:what seriously none of you have seen tron damn I was really banging on that..alright that cool I can wing this AH HEM.
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uch like the world of world craft you have no choose to escape your empty fu*king lives. You are being held here by me. Most of you may have already noticed there Is no log out button but I reassure this is not a glitch in the game I repeat this is not a glitch it's a feature in the game. And there's also no way for anyone on the outside to remove the nerve gear if anyone trys to....well has anyone seen scanners.

Silence

Kiyaba:s-scanners. What really

brings a clip from scanners were a man's head blows up.

Kiyaba:ok that was from scanners....and basically that

Le Gasp

Kiyaba:finally seeing some gears turning. Oh I forgot to say if your health points reach 0 year real body parishes as well

Random guy:WHAT

kiyaba:if you die in the game you die for real

Random guy:WHAT

kiyaba:really..sometime things are born they live and then they stop....forever.

Random guy:......WHAT

kiyaba:ughhhhh *brings the clip back*

Other dude:omg if we die in the game we die for real.

Kiyaba:ok just gonna keep that tabbed and with that I bid you all ado....oh last thing I swear I Disabled the pervenaty filters have fun with that

He leaves. Silence for a sec

Last dude:WERE FUCKED

Lol Sao abridged I give credit to witty animation

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