Dipper Pines vs The World

Chapter 1: A day in the Life of Dipper Pines

Chapter 1: A day in the life with Dipper Pines

(Disclaimer! I own nothing of Gravity Falls or Scott Pilgrim!!!)

Not so long ago, in the distant land of Oregon,

Dipper Pines was dating a high schooler.

"Dipper Pines is dating a high schooler?" asked Grenda.

"Dating a high scholar?" asked Lee.

"How old are you now Dip, like 19?" asked Grenda.

"I'm not playing your little games kids," said Dipper.

"You've been here for about 2 summers.... years....." said Grenda.

"I'm 14," said Dipper, "14."

(Dipper Pines: Age 14. Rating: Awesome)

"And you're dating a high schooler," said Lee, "Not bad not bad."

"Thank you, thank you," said Dipper.

"So did you guys like... do it?" asked Nate.

"We have done many things," said Dipper, "We talk about book clubs, and how years are going and all that good stuff."

"Did you guys kiss?" asked Nate.

"We held hands once but she got nervous," said Dipper.

"So what do you call her buddy?" asked Lee.

"Candy Chiu," said Dipper, "She's an asian girl."

"When do we meet her?" asked Lee.

"Please let it be soon," said Grenda sarcastically.

The door bell rang.

"I think that's her right now," said Dipper.

Later they were at a different house and Candy came in.

"Hi," she said.

(Candy Chiu: Age 15. She's Chinese)

"Do you promise to be good?" asked Dipper.

"Of course," she said.

"Seriously please be good," said Dipper.

"Am I normally not?" asked Candy.

Lee opened the door.

"This is Lee," said Dipper, "He's the talent."

(Lee: Age 17. The talent.)

"Is she gonna geek out on us?" asked Lee.

"She geeks, she has the capacity to geek," said Dipper.

"I want her to geek," he said.

He opened the door.

"You're good," he said.

"You can just throw your coat anywhere," said Dipper, "That's Grenda."

"Sorry what was your name?" she asked.

"Grenda," said Grenda.

"And you play the drums?" asked Candy.

"Yes," said Grenda.

"That's so awesome," said Candy.

Nate came around.

"And that's nate."

"What do you play?" asked Candy.

"Oh.. nothing, I'm not in the band," said Nate.

"Ok let's star with LaunchPad McQuack," said Dipper.

"That's not the actual title of...." Said Lee.

"WE ARE MYSTERY TRIYANGL!" shouted Grenda, "1, 2, 3, 4!!!"

When she ended the countdown they played a song.

Candy was amazed by their performance and wanted more.

There were sparkles in her eyes.

"You guys.... Are so..... amazing," said Candy.

(Later....)

"She seems nice," said Lee.

"Yeah," said Dipper.

"Dipper if your life had a face I would punch it," said Grenda.

"Yeah," said Dipper, "Wait what?"

"I mean are you just all good or just evil?" asked Grenda.

"I'm offended Grenda," said Dipper.

"Never mind ok," said Grenda.