Here's my life in one story
Everything here is comedy don't worry I'm not hating on anyone this is just what happens at 12:30 at night while your on skype xD
I DONT OWN BRENDON URIE Or JACOB SATORIUS
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This face Is the face of a man That is going to steal your soul But still has the voice of a fucking angel He has a disappointed yet happy expression Like he's the one that killed someone but everyone hated him anyway so it's not like it mattered Yeah that's right Jacob satorius My theory is that Brendon Urie murdered Jacob Yet now he's reincarnated 10x more cancerous than he was before He now lurks creating deadly music that makes ears bleed And makes fangirls scream His fangirls are all hypnotized zombies That he's taken over with his mind He will one day brain wash us all and kill us with his possessed sweatshirt But not me To end the madness I will personally Take all of my toasters And hop into the ocean Killing myself in a very fashionable way Ending the apocalypse Jacob will never be part of my life I Brendon Urie Will stop this awful train wreck Known as Jacob satorius
