Random Creepypasta Jokes and Parodies xD

BEN_Drowned in Old France

Ben:"*walks around randomly while thinking when would the Hot Tub Time Machine could be fixed* Wait...Isn't there like a giant grandpa clock around here called Big Ben?"

On Top Of Big Ben

Ben:"WHAT IS THIS!?You call this a modern design!Yeah,right Sally!*tries to dive in* WHAT!?!I can't get it!AAAAAAHHHH*screaming on top of the clock like a maniac*"

Passer-by(Woman):"My,my.What is that Irish young man doing up there?"

Passer-by(Man):"Don't mind him,dear.We only talk about normal people."

Another passer-by(kid):"Mummy?Why is that boy on Big Ben?"

Passer-by's Mum:"Don't look,darling.He looks hideous."

Ben:"*screams* YOU'RE HIDEOUS!"