VOCALOID ays

Miku x ???

Everyone except Miku: *gather in the living room*

Emi: Guys.. do you hear that?

Everyone except Miku & Emi: *nods*

Rin: Eww.... do you think...

Len: She's making out with a random guy?!

Miku: *moans*

Emi: I think we should install CCTV cameras in her room.

Teita: Let's do that. So, let's go back to sleep for now.

NARRATOR: Next day, when the CCTV cameras are installed. And the day after~

Miku: *moaning loudly*

Everyone except miku: *looks at records on camera and sees a naked miku f*cking with a leek*

Kiyoteru: *closes the children's eyes*

Rin: WHAT. DA. F*CK.

NARRATOR: Next day~

Emi: Miku.

Miku: Emi.

Emi: I heard moaning from your room. Explain.

Miku: *blushes madly* U-Um... erm... e-eh....

Emi: You f*cked a leek, a freakin leek.

Miku: Hey! At least I don't read yaoi or yuri like you!

Emi: i'm not this teal haired freak that f*cks with a non-living thing!

Miku: You hurt his feelings! *hugs leek*

NARRATOR: From that day onwards, Miku's moaning continues everyday. They decided to take off the CCTV cameras and let Miku do whatever she wants.