Three Little Misfits

Prank Call (short story)

(This story was requested by ExMarkSpot on fanfiction.net Thank you Ex!)

Alex and Peter did their best to hold back their laughs as they typed in another random number into the kitchen home phone. It was about nine at night, and the two six-year old boys decided it would be funny to start prank calling animals. Peter dialed in the last number, and waited for their next victim. On the other side of the line, a familiar cape buffalo answers the incoming call.

"Hello?" Bogo asks, his voice as stern as ever.

"Is your refrigerator running?" The bunny asks, looking back at his brother who is holding his laughs in his cheeks. His orange fur turned to a light shade of red.

"Excuse me?" Bogo replies.

"Well then you better go catch it!" the bunny cracks up halfway through the joke.

"You know, it's not wise to prank call the Chief of Poli-"

The buffalo was cut off by the sound of Peter making a fart noise directly into the speaker before hanging up. The two went belly up, on the verge of tears. Little did they know that Bogo traced the call to their house, followed by texting a certain bunny and fox who would not be too pleased at what they were doing.

The next thing they know, the phone rang on their end. The bunny and fox look at each other, then shrugged. Looks like he came back for round two.

Alex picks up the phone and places it up to his ear.

"Do you have Prince Albert stuck in a can?" He chuckled.

"No, but I know some bunny and some fox that should be in bed right now."

Alex froze. Due to his enhanced hearing, Peter was able to hear the familiar voice on the other line.

"Stop prank calling animals and get to bed, you two. You've got school tomorrow." He waited for a response, which he quickly got before the frightened boys hung up the phone for the final time that night.

"O-okay. Sorry dad."