Me : Hello there this is Auther-chan! This is my first book of Randoms so sorry if it sucks 🙃 there is going to be a lot of jokes so I hope you enjoy!
Tsukiyama : And there will be plenty of me~!
Me : Tsukiyama! Get your Kaneki obsessed butt OUT of here!
Tsukiyama : Oh come on author-chan~ I just want to have fun! And I'm not obsessed with Kaneki-kun! *hugs body pillow with Kaneki on it while saying that*
Me : *sigh* Anyway enjoy!