Brach

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by wrongniall
by wrongniall
                                    
                                              
  Once upon a time there was this guy named Ben. Ben was a hard working cashier at 711 and always was kind to the customers. Except for this one.
                            Rach was quite the unusual child. Nobody liked her and she was always annoying and ugly and got on everyones nerves.
                            Rach walks into the 711 and goes towards the candy aisle. She grabbed a chocolate bar before reaching into her bag to see if she had enough money before she realized she didnt bring her bag, she brought lettuce. Shrugging and throwing the lettuce over her shoulder (it hit an old man) she shoved the chocolate bar up her ass because she was on her period and needed chocolate desperately. 

                            She waddled her way to the exit thinking nobody saw her, but someone did. Ben. Ben stepped in front of Rach and whispered, "hey lil momma let me whispa in ya ear-" before Rach jumped into Bens arms and kissed him.
                            Fast forward Ben made Rach lay on the bed stomach first while he eats the chocolate out of her asshole (Rach told Ben about being on her period and they decided to just do anal). Rach suddenly felt the need to fart and decided to see if she could lowkey let it out. Her ass suddenly let out a loud roar and her tampon popped out and the goey blood got all over Bens mouth. 
                            "STOP RIGHT THERE" Ben and Rach heard before looking towards the window and there stood a guy, almost naked besides a pair of too tight white boxers with a horse mask on his head.
                            Rach moaned and scampered over to the kitchen where a random girl named Jos stood, talking to an ostrich. "Hand me a whisk please." Rach asked politely and Jos handed it to her before looking back and hopped onto the ostrich and riding away into the sunset.
                            Rach ran back to the room just in time to see the guy in the horse mask fall of a window. Rach ran to the window along with Ben and they realized the house was im outer space so they saw the guy in the horse mask floating away peacefully with his arms extended singing softy, "We're soaring, flying. There's not a star in heaven that we cant rea-" suddenly he was hit by the moon. Rach and Ben closed the window and continued to fuck and then gave birth to lady bugs. 
                          The End.