'oOh would u look at that" he looked and saw 28 orphaned kids sat on Santa's lap.
"HOH HOH HOH" Said Papa Noel, "CUM TO ME LITTLE KIDDIES"
The gold fish gasped
"Omg yass it's time" he said as he flew into Santa's mouth
"join me cum buddies!" He cried and motioned the orphans over to follow him through the journey of success.The orphans then began stripping naked and turning into a human centipede of 69s. The goldfish swam around Santa's mouth lactating everywhere since he was asexual and highly pleased.There was a big bang suddenly, everyone looked around confused and noticed that an orphan has gone missing
"HELP"
the cries echoed around the room and everyone noticed that the missing orphan was sucked up into the goldfishes dick
Everyone gasped and got their heads out off their arses. The midgets then screamed worried that they would die at the goldfishes metaphorical hands but then suddenly a big black object came out of Papa Noels mouth, it was Dwayne the rock Johnson. Oh Ma Guoyyy. But then they saw another black person coming out of Dwayne Johnson's ass
"LOOK IT'S CERYS AUTiSM!" The midgets cried and out off excitement they killed themselves the end!
