~Gratsu One shot Collection~

Honey, I'm Good

((A/N: Since this is a crack-ish songfic, enjoy this picture and one shot!))

Natsu and Gray. The most unlikely of people to be in a relationship with each other. Gray and Natsu. No body had expected it, and one girl still doesn't believe that they are together. Her name is Lucy Heartfilia.

"Hey, Natsu~" Lucy said, flirtatiously to the Fire Dragon Slayer.

"Sup, Luce?" said Dragon Slayer deadpanned, taking a sip of his Guinness.

"I see you're alone at the table~" she tried again.

"So nah nah Honey, I'm good! I gotta bid you adieu for another I will stay true~" Natsu sang as he stumbled towards his raven haired lover as the Ice mage started to come to Natsu. "I'm sure ya, you'll make somebody's night, but I assure ya, it sure as hell's not mine~"

"Natsu?" Gray asked, before squealing when said Dragon Slayer picked him up, bridal style and started running away from Lucy.

"My baby's already got all of my love~" natsu sang again just before kicking the door open, without breaking it, and running to his house.

Gray tried speaking to the drunken Dragon Slayer once more. "Natsu? Flame-brain?"

"Huh?" the dragon slayer asked.

"What in Fiore were you doing?" the Ice mage inquired.

"I was.... Telling Celestial girl I am taken by my Icicle~" Natsu informed his boyfriend.

"I should have guessed," Gray added, now realizing how natsu was holding him. "Put me down, Flame-brain!"

ΩThe EndΩ