The Story That Out Stories All Other Stories

I give some spot on commentary of me listening to a radio station

Why are you reading
Seriously
Think about it
Your reading something I wrote because I was bored
What
That's very impressive
I applaud thee

Apparently on the radio there is a song about jumping
I'm assuming it's an old song
It could be new I mean "popular" song writers come with really unoriginal not very creative one word titles all the time

And the song is over
I think half of the song was the one word
Guess what it was
Guess
Guess
Even if you don't want to guess guess anyway
You probably were right it was penguin
Nope I'm joking it was Jump duh

Now I'm waiting for a different song to come on
This is very boring
I don't want to eat McDonald's sorry commercial
I don't want to buy a car ethier
I don't want motorcycle insurance I'm too hardcore for that
I don't own a garden why would I want to buy Miracle Grow

Oh no
A song came on
Erggh
Up Town Funk
An example of an overplayed song
At least it has a somewhat interesting title
As a small child I use to think funk was a bad word
So I would say it around my parents to see how they would react

A different song
An old song
I think
"Cause I gotta have faith"
They say baby a lot
But it's not a Justin Bieber song thank goodness
*Music Interlude*
"I reconsider my foolish notion"

Oh no
Run
Hide your children
Or your siblings
Or you pets
I don't even know
I feel like this is supposed to be a parody of cheerleaders or something
Which as an Ex cheerleader offends me slightly
"Holla back girl"
Why are they saying bananas
Wait give me a second I got a text from someone

I'm back the songs over
A different one is playing
I'm confused are they singing "blackish" or "locust"
I can't understand the words
I don't know the title either
"Lean on"
Ya I think it's lean on they said that multiple times
*More music*
Now they are saying it sounds like
"blow fish fire a gun"
So I don't know

More commercials
Ughhh
I don't want to buy a car why are you doing thissss
What is this one for its for a bank
That was eventful
I DONT WANT TO BUY A CARRRRR
Now its a commercial about wishing or something
Now drugs
Im not buying a phone peoplllle
I don't want to go to a that collage
Papercuts what
More father's day stuff
I think music is coming soon

A rock song niccce
"Girls"
"Girls"
Girls apparently
They said girls nine times
Now eighteen
"Boys"
They said boys twice
Some cool guitar
More girls
Girls total of thirty five times said
More guitar noises
Nope three more girls
And a sound of a engine

Rap
"I met this little girly her hair was kinda curly"
"Rock around and rock around"
I don't even know
They said tricky a bunch

Now a wierd song is playing
I give up bye
I just realized I used no punctuation
Well
Have a period.
That's all you get

Looking back on this a few days after I wrote this I am really confused and I don't even know *sigh*