Hidden Leaf Detectives (NaruSasu / SasuNaru)

Part 9

"Oh, hey Sasuke." Sai replied happily as he placed the art on the couch. Sasuke groaned. Really? This guy again?
"I really don't have the time for you."
"I can see that. You throwing a party of some sort?"
"Yeah. It's the 'Naruto search party'."
"And I wasn't invited?" Sai pretended to sound hurt.
"No."
"Hold on Sasuke, right now we could use all the help we can get."
"But Kakashi! He's an art thief!"
Sai just smiled. Shika just stared at Sai.
"Our art thief or not, Kakashi's right. Someone like Sai might actually be usful."
Sasuke was dumbfounded. They were gonna let an art thief like him get involved!?!

"Sasuke? What was it you needed here?"
Sasuke snapped out of his thoughts and walked over to a bag, opened it, and took out some gadgets.
"Interesting. Maybe I should try stealing these instead."
Sasuke jerked his head towards Sai.
"You steal art!"
"Aw but stealing over all, is an art."
"Will you two focus?" Shikamaru interrupted as he took one of the gadgets. "...okay, what the fuck is this suppose to be?"
"That is a tool to find codes for mechanical locks."
"...this isn't something just any crook can get right?"
"Spy, Shikamaru, spy. I'm not a crook."
"Ah huh, sure, whatever."
Everybody took a gadget except Kakashi (he already had some on him).

"Now." Shika began as he unrolled the blueprint. "The plan."
"Hey, check this out-" Kiba pointed at a wall in the blue print. "See the dash marks? That's new construction."
"So?"
"So, it means that this wall is hollow. We can use this as a way to get in without them knowing it."
They looked at it.
"Nice."
"Okay, where do you think they keep Gaara and Naruto?"
"In the basement." They all looked at Kiba dully. "What? Hostages are always held in the basement!"
"Are we seriously gonna go with that logic?"
"Do we have any other choice?"
No, not really.

"Okay, so well make a hole in the wall, then dig a hole for down below. With Sasuke's gadgets getting down won't be a problem. We also have guns and locks picks...are we missing anything for this rescue plan?"
"Yeah, how do we plan on making the holes quietly with out them noticing? That and...do we even have the tools to make holes like that?"
"I do." Sai raised his hand. Of course he would.
"Okay, Sai well make the holes then... can this be done quietly?"
"Hm...it's not super loud but..."
"Someone might be able to hear. Which means we need a diversion..."
They all turned to look at Kiba.

"Ah hell no."
"Come on Kiba, haven't you ever wanted to be involved in a case?" Shikamaru taunted.
"Yeah but... not like this!!!"
"Oh but it won't be a big deal. We'll just dress you up like a pizza guy or something."
"A pizza guy!?! Why can't I be someone cool!?!"
" 'Cause looking like someone cool would get you killed."
Kiba whined a little. This was so not fair.

"Okay, Sai digs, Kiba distracts... Sai, can you fight in case someone's down there?"
"No."
"I'll go with him." Sasuke volunteered.
"Ah no. I don't think so." Temari commented. Sasuke raised a brow.
"Oh and why not? You questioning my fighting skills?"
"Damn right I am! Your just some sissy ass spy, were as I am a bad ass mother fucking gangster from the bronx."
"Yeah, a gangster who couldn't even protect her own gang to begin with."
"Bitch you wanna go?!" she snarled as she huffed her chest towards him.
"Uh yeah?" Sasuke commented like an idiot since he failed to realize that what she actually meant was : do you wanna beat the ever loving shit out of each other?
"Both of you can go!" Shikamaru yelled as he noticed dangerous tension building up. "Okay, one digger, two fighters, one distraction, and the rest of us well be in a van as back up. Sound good?"
They all nodded.
"Alrighty then, lets do this."